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Edwin and Ethel Murman were both very enterprising senior citizens. Late in life they each won a Nobel Prize.

Edwin won for his invention of the deer head steering wheel that mangaed to turn a minor fender bender into a brain destroying puncture wound. Thereby culling back the pesky redneck hunter population and allowing the Democrats to once again control the White House.

Ethel won her Nobel for a new method of cleaning balls. She said the idea struck her while watching one of her husband's porn tapes entitled "Fat Chicks *uck *icks".

Along with the Nobel Prize Edwin and Ethel were given Five Million Dollers and a years supply of Viagra. Edwin and Ethel died shortly after receiving their prizes.

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<mypalmike> Fat chicks huck bricks?
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, it's HOT!

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