Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005

by 3Suns

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Back when I was a Level 1 Fighter, the only way to get XP was to wander through the forest, whacking helpless creatures with a Cursed -1 Stick of Futility.

About level 12 or so I had the local weaponsmith craft a Blessed +3 Pitchfork of Frost from the horns of an Ancient Tundra Yak I defeated on the freezing plains of Kesselnoth.

Those days are far behind me. Now I wield my trusty Holy +7 Vampiric Soccerball of Nut-Crushing, and none stand in my way!

Where are the cheetos?

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 228 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:44 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:43 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:42 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:41 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:40 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:39 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:38 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:37 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:36 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:35 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:34 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:33 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:32 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:31 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:30 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:29 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:28 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:27 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:26 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:25 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:24 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:23 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:22 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:21 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:20 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:19 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:18 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:17 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:15 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:14 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:13 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:12 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:11 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:10 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:09 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:08 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:07 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:06 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:05 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:04 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:03 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:02 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:31:01 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:59 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:58 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:57 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:56 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:54 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:53 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:52 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:51 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:48 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:47 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:46 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:45 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:44 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:43 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:42 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:41 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:40 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:39 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:38 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:37 Caption #-86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:36 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:35 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:34 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:33 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:31 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:30 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:28 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:27 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:26 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:25 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:24 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:23 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:22 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:21 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:20 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:19 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:18 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:17 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:16 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:15 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:14 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:13 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:12 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:11 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:10 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:09 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:08 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:07 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:06 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:05 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:04 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:03 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:02 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:01 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:30:00 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:59 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:58 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:57 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:55 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:54 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:53 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:52 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:51 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:50 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:49 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:48 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:47 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:46 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:45 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:44 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:43 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:42 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:41 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:40 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:39 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:37 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:36 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:35 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:34 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:33 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:32 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:31 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:30 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:29 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:28 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:27 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:26 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:25 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:24 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:23 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:22 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:21 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:19 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:18 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:17 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:16 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:15 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:14 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:13 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:12 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:11 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:10 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:09 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:08 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:07 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:06 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:05 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:04 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:03 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:02 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:01 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:29:00 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:59 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:58 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:57 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:56 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:55 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:54 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:52 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:51 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:50 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:49 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:48 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:46 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:45 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:44 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:43 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:42 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:41 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:40 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:39 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:38 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:37 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:36 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:34 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:33 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:32 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:31 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:30 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:29 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:28 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:27 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:26 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:25 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:24 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:23 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:22 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:21 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:20 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:19 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:18 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:17 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:16 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:15 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:14 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:13 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:12 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:11 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:10 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:09 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:08 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:06 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:05 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:04 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:03 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:02 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:28:00 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:59 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:58 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:57 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:56 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:55 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:54 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:53 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:52 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:51 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:50 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:49 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:48 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:47 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:27:46 Caption #147

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Sometimes I feel like I wield a Stick of Futility too...
<ajiav>
<Mort> They have pills for that now Axolotl, ask Bob Dole.
<guyPaulo> Hey! I got yelled at for referring to the last bit as soccer, but 3Suns gets a free pass?
<Axolotl> You're right GP.
IT'S VIOLENT EURO HANDBALL!!
<Kumiho> Hee hee, I love you gamers.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Kumiho. Suprisingly, us gamers didn't get that much love from the ladies in high school.
<Kumiho> well if us gamers (and yes I include myself in that lot) would bother to keep up on the hygiene end of things we'd get laid a lot more often.
<What?> I give it a 6

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post