Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005

by 3Suns

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Back when I was a Level 1 Fighter, the only way to get XP was to wander through the forest, whacking helpless creatures with a Cursed -1 Stick of Futility.

About level 12 or so I had the local weaponsmith craft a Blessed +3 Pitchfork of Frost from the horns of an Ancient Tundra Yak I defeated on the freezing plains of Kesselnoth.

Those days are far behind me. Now I wield my trusty Holy +7 Vampiric Soccerball of Nut-Crushing, and none stand in my way!

Where are the cheetos?

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 174 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:45 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:43 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:40 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:39 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:38 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:37 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:36 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:34 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:33 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:32 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:31 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:30 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:28 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:26 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:25 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:24 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:23 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:22 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:16 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:14 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:10 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:09 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:07 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:06 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:05 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:04 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:03 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:04:02 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:58 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:56 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:55 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:54 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:52 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:51 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:49 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:46 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:44 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:42 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:35 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:29 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:28 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:27 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:19 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:03:14 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:52 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:51 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:50 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:49 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:45 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:41 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:20 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:19 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:11 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:09 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:03 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:02:02 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:52 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:51 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:48 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:46 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:41 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:38 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:36 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:32 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:22 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:21 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:15 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:14 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:01:03 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:59 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:52 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:49 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:48 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:45 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:35 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:33 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:32 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:31 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:18 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:16 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:09 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:07 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:00:06 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:54 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:52 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:50 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:47 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:46 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:45 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:40 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:37 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:33 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:32 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:31 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:26 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:21 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:20 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:17 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:13 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:12 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:11 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:10 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:09 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:08 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:07 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:59:04 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:46 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:45 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:44 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:43 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:42 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:41 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:40 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:39 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:31 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:30 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:29 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:28 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:27 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:26 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:25 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:16 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:15 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:14 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:13 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:12 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:11 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:10 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:09 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:04 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:03 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:02 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:01 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:58:00 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:59 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:58 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:57 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:55 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:54 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:53 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:52 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:51 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:50 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:49 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:48 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:46 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:44 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:43 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:42 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:41 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:40 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:39 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:38 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:35 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:33 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:32 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:28 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:21 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:17 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:57:03 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:59 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:58 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:57 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:56 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:55 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:54 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:53 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:52 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:51 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:50 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:49 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:56:48 Caption #271

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Sometimes I feel like I wield a Stick of Futility too...
<ajiav>
<Mort> They have pills for that now Axolotl, ask Bob Dole.
<guyPaulo> Hey! I got yelled at for referring to the last bit as soccer, but 3Suns gets a free pass?
<Axolotl> You're right GP.
IT'S VIOLENT EURO HANDBALL!!
<Kumiho> Hee hee, I love you gamers.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Kumiho. Suprisingly, us gamers didn't get that much love from the ladies in high school.
<Kumiho> well if us gamers (and yes I include myself in that lot) would bother to keep up on the hygiene end of things we'd get laid a lot more often.
<What?> I give it a 6

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post