Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005

by 3Suns

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Back when I was a Level 1 Fighter, the only way to get XP was to wander through the forest, whacking helpless creatures with a Cursed -1 Stick of Futility.

About level 12 or so I had the local weaponsmith craft a Blessed +3 Pitchfork of Frost from the horns of an Ancient Tundra Yak I defeated on the freezing plains of Kesselnoth.

Those days are far behind me. Now I wield my trusty Holy +7 Vampiric Soccerball of Nut-Crushing, and none stand in my way!

Where are the cheetos?

(AFP)

(AP)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 51 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:10 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:09 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:08 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:07 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:05 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:04 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:03 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:07:00 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:56 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:52 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:51 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:48 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:47 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:43 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:42 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:41 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:40 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:39 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:38 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:37 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:35 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:34 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:31 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:27 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:23 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:19 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:17 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:16 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:12 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:11 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:09 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:07 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:06 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:06:00 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:58 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:55 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:52 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:51 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:50 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:49 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:48 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:47 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:44 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:41 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:39 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:38 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:37 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:36 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:35 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:05:34 Caption #239

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 9 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Sometimes I feel like I wield a Stick of Futility too...
<ajiav>
<Mort> They have pills for that now Axolotl, ask Bob Dole.
<guyPaulo> Hey! I got yelled at for referring to the last bit as soccer, but 3Suns gets a free pass?
<Axolotl> You're right GP.
IT'S VIOLENT EURO HANDBALL!!
<Kumiho> Hee hee, I love you gamers.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Kumiho. Suprisingly, us gamers didn't get that much love from the ladies in high school.
<Kumiho> well if us gamers (and yes I include myself in that lot) would bother to keep up on the hygiene end of things we'd get laid a lot more often.
<What?> I give it a 6

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post