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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/30/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I hate my tits...they just won't stay in place, and are just too damn perky and hard to resist.

My tits contributed to my getting pregnant both times...my hubby just couldn't resist.

Next thing I know, I was pregnant, lactating and anything that was a mammal was clammering for my breast milk. I have motherly instincts, but this is just ridiculous!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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