Yesterday the Bush administration declared war on the "rogue state" of Japan, the world's leading manufacturer of diamond-encrusted platinum Hello Kitty figurines. |
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Not surprisingly, VP Dick Cheney's former company Halliburton received the no-bid contract for rebuilding the country's figurine-production facilities after the war. |
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In a related story, many rap artists are casting their endorsements to Bush, citing the administration's commitment to providing cheap bling-bling to Americans as their motivation. |
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