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yakuza boys...

...like yakuza girls...

...but play with yakuza toys.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> Are you related to "apple juice is a verb"?
<mypalmike> I thought apple juice was an adjective.
<apple juice> yep, same mediocre sense of humor
<yoyology> Speaking as a former English teacher, I can definitively state that "apple juice" is the pluperfect subjunctive form of the verb "to giggle".

Of course, just because I'm stating it doesn't mean it's true.

<apple juice rocks> I can assert with moderate certanty that "apple juice" is used as a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun, and pluperfect subjunctive. Although it is the subjunctive of "happy", not "to giggle"
<nerdboy> This discussion is moronic. Let me end it. Apple is a noun and an adjective. Juice is a noun and a verb. Taken together "Apple juice" is a noun modified by an adjective. The End.
<ui> ghjkghjk
<EMPEROR> SO GET OVER WITH THE APPLE JUICE SHIT

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