Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004

by 3Suns

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My wife gave me some disease that made my entire package fall off. Now she keeps it in a jar.

And I'm left with nothing but a bloody stump.

Even our 4 month old son is more of a man than I. I'm filled with rage and jealousy.

(AFP)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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