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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004

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He is the final authority and all, but God enjoys fucking with people - look no further than Job for proof. I needed a straight answer.

I prayed a while, with no response, so I called Jesus on his 'emergency only' cell phone. It was Friday after all.

He said that packing peanuts were not edible, so I couldn't give them up for Lent.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Carol> Ha ha! Au contraire! The little cat where I used to work LOVED to eat packing peanuts. Especially the cornstarch ones.
<Lauren> The Book of Job is where I lost my faith. My thinking was that my god would not be so cruel. Nothing has since been the same.
Excellent captioning and great punchline on the third pic, obtuse.

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