You're no prude, are you? OK, listen what happened to me...
First, I get the urge to, you know, spank the monkey... hey, that's perfectly normal, right? OK!
So I go online to find some porn... we've all been there, right? Ha ha!
Anyway, to get on with the story...
...pretty soon I'm beating off to "cute helpless gnomes in peril"....
Hey! Don't just walk away!
Sheesh! Now he's running.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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