I was always a kleptomaniac. Sure, the polar bear was surprised when I took his blow up snowman, but, I got out of the charges by proving that the bear had been molesting it in front of all those school children. |
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I had a little more trouble convensing the chair to let go, but boy was it funny when the provencial minister got grabbed in the family jewels by that antique chair. |
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But now that I have my hot little hands on this lazer diamond nothing's gonna stop me from getting anything I want! |
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