I wanted a red hat like those two guys over there ---->
We wear the red hats to impress that babe over there ---->
I do not care for red or black hats.
<---- If any of those guys over there get much closer, I shall throw myself to the bottom of the sea.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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