Sadly, I have done many things for fame. I've tried to get my face out through advertising.
I've participated in the "midget" fighting scene.
I even gave Theresa Heinz-Kerry and orgasm on national TV.
But nobody knows my name.
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The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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