[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/08/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sadly, I have done many things for fame. I've tried to get my face out through advertising.

I've participated in the "midget" fighting scene.

I even gave Theresa Heinz-Kerry and orgasm on national TV.

But nobody knows my name.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Fu Manchu> I bet she didn't tell *you* to shove it..
<ajiav> Oh yeah? Then how do you explain the orgasm?
<ElvisThePelvis> I just tickled it.

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