My life was floundering until I struck upon an idea that made me the most powerful man in the world.
I became the Human Vibrator!
Now women all over the world are drawn to me begging me to satisfy them as no other man can.
HMMMMMMMHMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMM, I would scream as I plunged into their womanhood.
World leaders at first tried to outlaw me, until I gave them each a case of good vibrations of the anus.
Secretly I wished that more world leaders were women.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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