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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/29/2004 by Axolotl
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The perky Brazilian stranger was just about to help me slay a kitten, as she (or one of her girlfriends) does on a regular basis...

...WHEN THIS !#(¤{[@£&=@¤ DUDE SHOWS UP AND WHISKS THE KITTEN OFF TO SAFETY!!!

Oh well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Darlenenbc> 
<mypalmike> 
<Kumiho> Does Domo-kun kill kittens if two guys get each other off?
<ajiav> 
<Harry Palms> If two guys get each other off, no kittens are involved whatsoever, since it's technically not self abuse.
<3Suns> This works on so many levels. Bravo Axolotl.

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