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Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004 by David Byrden
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"At the end of my career as Pope, I look back on my long life. What I remember most is not the endless travelling, nor the intense politics, nor the splendour of the Vatican."

"What I remember most is a young woman called Magda with huge breasts."

"But my cardinals are quite memorable also. Did you know there are 36582 Cardinals? Nobody knows them all."

"We used to play a game where I would elect an outrageous cardinal, and we'd take bets on whether anyone would notice. To this day the College of Cardinals includes 4 howler monkeys, a transsexual and a shop mannequin."

"I don't get to horse around much these days, what with the nurses and doctors and all."

"But I still enjoy having the floor highly polished and watching the pilgrims, one after another, fall on their asses."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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