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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by David Byrden
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OK, little brother, listen up. We gotta tell you something important: naked women are attractive.

And when you see them, my son, this will magically appear in your pants.

It's all a natural process, my boy, that produces babies! Got that? We'll explain it more when you're older.

Whaddaya mean, you're running a website called Cumslut Paradise?!?!?!?!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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