Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.

(AP)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 482 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:15 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:14 Caption #943

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:13 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:12 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:09 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:08 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:05 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:03 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:02 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:34:00 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:59 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:58 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:57 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:56 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:55 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:54 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:53 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:52 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:51 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:50 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:49 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:48 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:47 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:46 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:45 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:44 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:43 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:42 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:40 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:39 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:38 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:37 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:36 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:33 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:31 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:30 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:29 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:28 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:27 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:26 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:25 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:24 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:22 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:21 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:20 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:18 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:17 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:16 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:15 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:12 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:10 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:09 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:08 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:07 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:06 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:05 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:04 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:03 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:02 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:33:01 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:59 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:58 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:57 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:56 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:55 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:54 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:53 Caption #-78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:52 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:51 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:50 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:49 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:48 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:46 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:45 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:44 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:43 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:42 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:41 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:40 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:39 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:38 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:37 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:36 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:35 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:34 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:33 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:32 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:31 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:29 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:28 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:27 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:26 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:25 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:24 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:23 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:22 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:21 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:20 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:19 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:18 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:15 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:13 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:12 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:11 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:10 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:08 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:07 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:06 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:05 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:04 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:03 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:02 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:32:00 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:59 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:58 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:57 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:56 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:55 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:54 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:53 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:52 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:51 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:50 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:49 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:48 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:47 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:45 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:43 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:39 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:37 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:36 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:34 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:32 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:31 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:30 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:28 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:27 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:26 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:25 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:24 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:23 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:22 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:21 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:21 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:19 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:18 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:17 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:14 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:13 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:11 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:10 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:07 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:05 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:03 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:02 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:31:01 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:59 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:58 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:56 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:55 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:54 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:53 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:52 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:51 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:50 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:49 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:48 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:47 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:46 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:45 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:44 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:43 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:42 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:41 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:40 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:39 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:38 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:37 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:36 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:35 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:34 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:33 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:32 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:30 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:29 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:27 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:26 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:25 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:23 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:22 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:21 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:20 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:19 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:18 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:17 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:16 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:15 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:14 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:13 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:12 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:11 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:10 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:08 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:06 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:05 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:04 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:03 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:02 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:01 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:59 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:58 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:57 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:55 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:54 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:52 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:51 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:48 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:47 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:42 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:40 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:37 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:29 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:28 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:27 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:26 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:25 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:24 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:22 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:21 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:20 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:19 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:18 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:17 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:15 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:14 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:13 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:12 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:10 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:09 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:08 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:07 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:06 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:04 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:03 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:01 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:00 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:59 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:58 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:57 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:56 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:54 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:51 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:50 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:49 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:45 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:44 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:42 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:41 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:40 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:39 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:37 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:35 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:34 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:33 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:32 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:31 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:24 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:23 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:22 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:20 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:19 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:17 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:13 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:12 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:11 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:10 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:09 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:08 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:07 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:06 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:05 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:03 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:02 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:01 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:59 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:58 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:57 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:56 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:55 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:54 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:53 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:52 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:51 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:50 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:48 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:46 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:45 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:43 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:42 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:41 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:38 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:37 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:37 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:36 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:35 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:34 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:32 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:31 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:30 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:29 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:28 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:27 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:26 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:25 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:23 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:22 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:19 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:18 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:17 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:15 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:14 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:13 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:11 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:09 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:08 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:07 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:06 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:04 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:03 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:02 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:01 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:00 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:58 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:57 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:56 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:53 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:52 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:51 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:49 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:48 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:47 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:45 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:44 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:43 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:42 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:41 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:40 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:39 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:38 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:37 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:36 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:35 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:33 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:32 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:30 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:29 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:28 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:26 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:25 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:23 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:22 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:21 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:20 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:19 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:18 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:12 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:11 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:07 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:06 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:05 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:04 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:03 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:02 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:00 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:58 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:57 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:55 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:54 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:53 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:52 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:51 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:50 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:49 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:48 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:47 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:45 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:44 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:43 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:42 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:40 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:38 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:37 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:36 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:35 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:34 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:32 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:29 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:28 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:27 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:24 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:19 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:17 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:16 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:15 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:14 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:13 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:12 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:11 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:08 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:07 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:06 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:05 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:04 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:03 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:02 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:00 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:59 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:58 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:57 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:56 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:54 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:53 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:52 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:49 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:48 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:47 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:46 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:45 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:44 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:43 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:42 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:41 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:39 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:38 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:37 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:36 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:35 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:34 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:33 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:32 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:31 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:30 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:29 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:28 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:27 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:26 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:25 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:24 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:20 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:19 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:18 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:16 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:15 Caption #800

Board

[Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.

There are 39 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.

<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.

<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.

<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.

<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.

<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.

<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.

<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!

<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."

<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.

<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day

<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day

<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.

<Jmofwiw>
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.

<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.

<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.

<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?

<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.

<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.

<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.

<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?

<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.

<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.

<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.

<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.

<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.

<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.

<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'

<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.

<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."

<Carol> Elmo maybe.

<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.

<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.

<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.

<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.

<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day

<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post