[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 422 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:02Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:01Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:09:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:59Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:58Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:56Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:55Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:53Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:51Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:50Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:49Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:47Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:46Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:45Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:44Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:43Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:39Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:36Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:32Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:30Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:28Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:27Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:23Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:22Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:20Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:17Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:12Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:07Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:03Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:03Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:01Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:08:00Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:58Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:57Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:56Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:52Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:51Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:50Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:48Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:47Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:46Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:45Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:44Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:43Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:41Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:38Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:37Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:35Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:34Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:33Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:32Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:31Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:30Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:29Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:28Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:26Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:25Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:24Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:23Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:22Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:19Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:15Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:11Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:07:00Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:58Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:57Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:56Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:51Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:50Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:47Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:46Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:45Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:43Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:40Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:39Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:38Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:37Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:36Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:34Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:33Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:32Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:30Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:29Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:28Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:27Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:23Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:22Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:20Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:19Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:17Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:16Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:15Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:14Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:13Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:12Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:11Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:10Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:07Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:06Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:05Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:04Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:02Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:02Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:06:01Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:58Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:57Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:55Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:54Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:52Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:51Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:50Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:47Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:46Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:44Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:43Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:41Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:36Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:33Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:30Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:28Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:26Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:24Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:23Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:21Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:19Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:18Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:16Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:15Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:14Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:13Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:11Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:03Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:05:00Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:59Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:58Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:57Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:56Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:54Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:53Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:52Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:50Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:49Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:48Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:46Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:45Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:43Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:42Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:40Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:37Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:35Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:35Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:33Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:31Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:30Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:29Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:27Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:24Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:22Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:21Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:19Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:18Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:17Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:15Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:14Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:13Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:11Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:06Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:03Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:01Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker09:04:00Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:58Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:57Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:56Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:55Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:53Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:52Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:51Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:48Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:47Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:46Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:44Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:43Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:42Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:39Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:38Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:36Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:35Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:34Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:31Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:30Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:29Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:27Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:26Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:25Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:22Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:21Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:20Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:16Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:13Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:12Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:11Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:10Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:06Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:03Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:02Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:03:00Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:59Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:58Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:55Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:54Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:52Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:50Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:47Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:46Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:45Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:43Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:42Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:41Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:40Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:39Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:35Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:34Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:31Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:30Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:29Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:27Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:26Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:25Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:22Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:21Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:20Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:19Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:15Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:11Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:10Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:08Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:06Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker09:02:02Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:58Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:54Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:51Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:49Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:48Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:46Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:45Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:42Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:40Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:36Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:35Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:32Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:30Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:29Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:24Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:23Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:18Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:15Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:14Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:13Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:11Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:07Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:05Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:04Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:02Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker09:01:01Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:55Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:50Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:47Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:44Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:43Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:42Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:39Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:38Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:37Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:36Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:34Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:33Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:31Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:30Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:27Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:22Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:21Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:20Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:18Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:17Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:15Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:13Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:10Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:09Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:07Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:06Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:04Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:02Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker09:00:01Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:59Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:54Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:51Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:43Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:39Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:34Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:33Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:30Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:27Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:23Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:22Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:17Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:16Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:15Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:14Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:12Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:10Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:05Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:03Caption #792

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.

There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post