Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.

(AP)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 380 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:34 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:33 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:32 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:31 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:29 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:28 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:27 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:26 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:25 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:24 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:23 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:21 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:20 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:13 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:09 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:06 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:05 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:04 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:03 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:02 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:00:00 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:58 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:57 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:53 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:52 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:51 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:49 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:47 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:45 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:44 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:43 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:42 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:41 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:40 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:39 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:38 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:36 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:35 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:34 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:33 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:32 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:31 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:29 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:28 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:27 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:26 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:24 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:23 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:21 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:19 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:18 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:17 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:14 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:13 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:12 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:11 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:08 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:07 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:06 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:05 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:04 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:03 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:59:00 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:59 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:58 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:57 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:55 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:54 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:53 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:50 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:48 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:47 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:44 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:41 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:39 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:38 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:37 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:35 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:34 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:33 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:31 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:30 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:29 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:26 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:25 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:24 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:23 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:22 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:19 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:17 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:16 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:15 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:14 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:12 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:10 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:09 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:08 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:07 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:05 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:04 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:03 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:02 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:01 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:58:00 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:59 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:55 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:54 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:51 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:49 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:47 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:46 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:44 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:43 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:38 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:37 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:36 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:35 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:34 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:33 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:30 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:29 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:28 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:26 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:25 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:23 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:22 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:21 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:20 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:14 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:10 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:06 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:04 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:03 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:57:02 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:56 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:55 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:54 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:53 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:50 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:44 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:43 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:42 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:41 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:40 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:39 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:38 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:35 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:34 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:33 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:32 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:31 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:21 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:18 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:17 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:16 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:15 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:14 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:05 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:04 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:03 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:56:01 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:58 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:55 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:54 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:53 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:50 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:48 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:46 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:45 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:44 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:40 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:39 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:36 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:35 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:34 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:31 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:28 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:26 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:25 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:24 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:23 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:22 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:21 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:20 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:18 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:17 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:16 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:15 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:11 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:08 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:07 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:06 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:05 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:01 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:55:00 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:59 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:58 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:57 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:56 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:52 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:48 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:47 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:46 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:44 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:42 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:39 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:38 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:37 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:33 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:32 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:29 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:26 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:24 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:23 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:22 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:21 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:19 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:17 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:16 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:15 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:14 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:13 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:12 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:11 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:09 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:06 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:05 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:04 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:01 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:54:00 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:59 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:58 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:56 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:55 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:54 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:53 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:51 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:49 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:48 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:43 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:42 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:41 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:40 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:39 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:38 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:37 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:33 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:32 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:30 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:27 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:26 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:23 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:22 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:21 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:20 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:19 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:18 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:17 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:16 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:15 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:14 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:13 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:12 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:11 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:10 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:09 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:08 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:07 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:06 Caption #-65

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:04 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:03 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:01 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:53:00 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:59 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:58 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:57 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:56 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:55 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:54 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:53 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:52 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:50 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:46 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:45 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:42 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:41 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:39 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:38 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:36 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:35 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:33 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:31 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:28 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:27 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:26 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:24 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:23 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:22 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:21 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:20 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:19 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:18 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:17 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:16 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:15 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:14 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:13 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:12 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:11 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:10 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:09 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:08 Caption #990

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:07 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:06 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:05 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:04 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:03 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:02 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:52:01 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:56 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:53 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:50 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:49 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:48 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:47 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:46 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:45 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:44 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:43 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:42 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:36 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:35 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:33 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:26 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:24 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:23 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:22 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:21 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:20 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:19 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:18 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:17 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:16 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:15 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:14 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:13 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:12 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:11 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:10 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:09 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:08 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:07 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:06 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:04 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:03 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:02 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:01 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:51:00 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:59 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:58 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:57 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:56 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:55 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:54 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:53 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:50 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:48 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:44 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:40 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:35 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:50:34 Caption #355

Board

[Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.

There are 39 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.

<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.

<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.

<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.

<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.

<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.

<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.

<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!

<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."

<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.

<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day

<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day

<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.

<Jmofwiw>
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.

<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.

<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.

<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?

<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.

<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.

<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.

<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?

<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.

<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.

<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.

<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.

<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.

<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.

<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'

<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.

<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."

<Carol> Elmo maybe.

<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.

<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.

<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.

<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.

<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day

<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post