[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 329 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:51Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:47Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:46Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:45Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:40Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:39Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:38Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:31Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:26Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:25Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:23Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:22Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:18Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:15Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:12Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:10Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:07Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:03Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:02Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:01Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:59Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:56Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:54Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:53Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:52Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:48Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:44Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:43Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:41Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:40Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:37Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:35Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:33Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:30Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:26Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:25Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:21Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:20Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:18Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:17Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:14Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:10Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:07Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:03Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:02Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:59Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:55Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:54Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:50Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:46Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:41Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:40Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:36Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:34Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:32Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:30Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:29Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:25Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:24Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:22Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:21Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:17Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:14Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:10Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:59Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:56Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:55Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:51Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:50Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:49Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:47Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:46Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:42Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:36Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:34Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:32Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:30Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:28Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:27Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:26Caption #-90
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:23Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:21Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:19Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:18Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:17Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:13Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:10Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:09Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:06Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:05Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:02Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:01Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:00Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:58Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:51Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:50Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:47Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:46Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:45Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:43Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:39Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:35Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:34Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:30Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:29Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:28Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:26Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:25Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:24Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:20Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:17Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:14Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:13Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:12Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:10Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:06Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:05Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:01Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:00Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:58Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:56Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:55Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:54Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:53Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:52Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:50Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:46Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:42Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:39Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:38Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:32Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:31Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:30Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:28Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:27Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:25Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:21Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:18Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:17Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:15Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:13Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:12Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:10Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:08Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:05Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:04Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:01Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:58Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:57Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:54Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:49Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:47Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:46Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:45Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:44Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:41Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:38Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:34Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:30Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:27Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:23Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:19Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:18Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:16Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:15Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:14Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:11Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:08Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:53Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:52Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:50Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:49Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:44Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:41Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:39Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:35Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:30Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:27Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:23Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:22Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:21Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:19Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:10Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:02Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:00Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:59Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:58Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:54Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:49Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:47Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:45Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:38Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:37Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:35Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:33Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:25Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:21Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:18Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:16Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:06Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:02Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:54Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:51Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:47Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:43Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:40Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:36Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:33Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:24Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:21Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:18Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:52Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #230

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post