[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 197 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:22Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:20Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:19Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:18Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:16Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:15Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:14Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:12Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:11Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:09Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:04Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:56Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:55Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:54Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:53Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:51Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:50Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:49Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:48Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:46Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:45Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:44Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:43Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:42Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:41Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:40Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:39Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:38Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:37Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:36Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:31Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:27Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:26Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:25Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:24Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:23Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:22Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:21Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:20Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:19Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:18Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:16Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:14Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:12Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:11Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:08Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:05Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:58Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:56Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:55Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:54Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:53Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:52Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:50Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:49Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:48Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:47Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:46Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:45Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:44Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:43Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:42Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:41Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:40Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:39Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:37Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:36Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:34Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:33Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:32Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:31Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:30Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:29Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:28Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:27Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:25Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:24Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:22Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:17Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:16Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:13Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:12Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:09Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:06Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:03Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:02Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:00Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:57Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:56Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:55Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:54Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:52Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:51Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:48Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:47Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:46Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:44Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:43Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:42Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:41Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:40Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:38Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:37Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:36Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:34Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:33Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:32Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:30Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:27Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:25Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:24Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:23Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:21Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:20Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:19Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:18Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:16Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:12Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:04Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:01Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker07:49:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:59Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:58Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:55Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:54Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:53Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:51Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:50Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:48Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:47Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:46Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:45Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:42Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:37Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:36Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:32Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:28Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:27Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:24Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:23Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:22Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:21Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:19Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:18Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:17Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:16Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:15Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:14Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:13Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:11Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:48:10Caption #526

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post