[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/23/2003 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I'm Snugsby the Camel, and I'm here to tell you about mummies. These mummified dog corspes were found in ancient Egypt.

They were buried in the pyramid behind me, in the city of Giza.

The ancient practice of mummification continues even today.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 165 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:05Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:03Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:01Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:57Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:53Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:52Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:51Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:49Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:48Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:46Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:44Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:39Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:35Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:27Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:26Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:25Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:16Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:15Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:14Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:13Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:11Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:10Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:02Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:59Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:58Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:57Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:53Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:49Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:43Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:42Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:37Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:34Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:33Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:23Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:21Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:19Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:17Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:15Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:13Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:11Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:51Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:44Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:42Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:40Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:39Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:31Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:22Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:21Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:20Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:18Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:16Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:13Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:07Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:00Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:57Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:56Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:52Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:45Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:42Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:41Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:40Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:39Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:38Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:36Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:34Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:18Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:07Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:06Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:03Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:02Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:57Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:56Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:54Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:52Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:50Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:49Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:48Caption #445

Board [Post Message]

Santa for the day is:

mypalmike



Santa's little elven helpers are: Morgus and ElvisThePelvis

Ruldolf was played by: guyPaulo

There are 17 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Just who are those people in the third panel? Zza Zza Gabor and Uncle Ben? The photo is nowhere in the top on yahoo.
<ElvisThePelvis> Happy Holidays :)
<Loftwyr> Entertainer RuPaul and Tammy Faye Baker enjoy ice cream cones at Cows in Park City, Utah, Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2000, during an ice cream social at the Sundance Film Festival

It's in the entertainment section a few pages back...

<mypalmike> Reuters misspelled Claus in the description of the camel. Doesn't anyone care about spelling anymore?
<3Suns> Oh, man. that picture of the reindeer bowling over the dressed-up reporter woulda been great in the 3rd slot... oh well.
<pascal> joyeux noël
<Lauren> Actually, mike, they spelled clause correctly.... they just used the wrong one. Apparently they use the Quayle's Potatoe version of spellcheck.
<Mort> Jeeze you people are never satisfied, you begged for RuPaul and Tammy Faye for guest day a few days ago. Now that you have them, you don't want them again.
You are like spoilt kids with toys.
<Lauren> Who complained, Mort? I need to bitch slap someone today ...
<3Suns> nobody's complaining... I just thought the charging reindeer would have been funny.

However, let the record show that I never asked for RuPaul and whoever. Attributing an individual's opinions to a group is a symptom of autism... have you seen a psychiatrist Mort?

<Lauren> LOL@3Suns. Mort and Mrs. Mort need no treatment at all. They are perfectly fine. Really.

<Lauren> Had a cytologist friend from U of PA call the vet's cytology lab and found out that they may have misread my dog's sample. They are sending the specimen to Penn's lab, where it will be re-read on Friday. Please keep your fingers crossed.
<Mort> Will do Lauren.
<Colleen Mc.> Everyone, have a safe and wonderful holiday season!!!
<guyPaulo> One lucky monkey will get an early Christmas present today when mort announces the guest day winner.
<Mort> There you go...
<guyPaulo> I always wanted to play Rudolph...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post