[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 207 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:50Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:49Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:47Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:46Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:45Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:44Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:43Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:42Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:40Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:39Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:38Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:35Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:33Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:32Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:29Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:25Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:24Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:23Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:22Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:21Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:20Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:19Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:18Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:17Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:14Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:13Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:11Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:10Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:09Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:07Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:06Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:01:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:59Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:58Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:57Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:54Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:53Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:52Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:50Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:49Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:48Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:47Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:45Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:43Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:42Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:35Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:32Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:31Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:30Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:29Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:28Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:25Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:24Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:23Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:22Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:21Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:20Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:19Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:18Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:17Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:16Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:15Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:13Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:12Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:11Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:10Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:08Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:07Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:06Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:03Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:00:01Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:57Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:56Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:54Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:51Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:49Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:47Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:46Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:41Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:38Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:36Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:35Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:34Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:33Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:32Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:29Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:27Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:26Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:25Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:23Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:21Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:17Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:16Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:14Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:13Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:12Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:10Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:09Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:08Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:07Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:06Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:04Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:03Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:02Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker15:59:00Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:58Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:57Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:56Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:55Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:54Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:51Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:50Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:49Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:47Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:46Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:45Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:43Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:42Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:41Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:40Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:38Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:37Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:36Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:34Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:32Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:30Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:29Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:28Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:27Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:26Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:25Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:22Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:16Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:15Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:14Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:13Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:10Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:08Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:07Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:06Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:02Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:01Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:58:00Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:57Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:55Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:54Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:53Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:49Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:47Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:46Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:57:44Caption #76

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post