[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 145 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:02Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:01Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:00Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:58Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:57Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:56Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:55Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:53Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:49Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:46Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:45Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:44Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:43Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:42Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:41Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:40Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:38Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:37Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:36Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:35Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:34Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:32Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:31Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:30Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:29Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:27Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:26Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:25Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:24Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:23Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:22Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:21Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:20Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:19Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:18Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:17Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:16Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:15Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:14Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:13Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:12Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:11Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:10Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:08Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:07Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:06Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:05Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:04Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:03Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:00Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:59Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:58Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:57Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:56Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:55Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:54Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:53Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:52Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:51Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:50Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:48Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:45Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:44Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:40Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:36Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:35Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:34Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:33Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:32Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:30Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:28Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:27Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:26Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:25Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:24Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:22Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:20Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:19Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:18Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:17Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:16Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:15Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:14Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:13Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:12Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:08Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:00Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:58Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:57Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:56Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:55Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:54Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:53Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:52Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:51Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:50Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:48Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:46Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:45Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:44Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:42Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:41Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:40Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:39Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:37Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:36Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:35Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:33Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:32Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:31Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:30Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:28Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:27Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:26Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:25Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:24Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:23Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:21Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:20Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:18Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:17Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:16Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:15Caption #738

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post