[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 264 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:44Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:43Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:42Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:39Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:38Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:34Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:33Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:31Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:30Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:27Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:25Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:24Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:23Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:22Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:21Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:20Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:19Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:18Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:17Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:16Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:14Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:13Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:11Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:10Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:08Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:06Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:05Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:04Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:03Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:02Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:00Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:59Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:51Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:50Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:49Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:48Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:47Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:46Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:45Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:44Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:42Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:40Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:39Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:38Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:36Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:32Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:31Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:30Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:26Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:23Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:22Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:21Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:18Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:12Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:11Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:08Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:06Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:04Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:03Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:02Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:01Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:57Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:56Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:55Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:54Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:50Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:49Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:48Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:46Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:44Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:42Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:41Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:38Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:35Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:33Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:30Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:29Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:28Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:27Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:26Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:25Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:24Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:23Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:21Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:20Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:19Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:17Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:14Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:12Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:11Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:09Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:06Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:05Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:04Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:03Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:02Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:01Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:00Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:57Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:54Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:44Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:43Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:42Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:41Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:39Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:33Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:32Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:30Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:29Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:28Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:27Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:26Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:25Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:24Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:21Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:18Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:17Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:16Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:15Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:14Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:12Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:09Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:08Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:07Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:06Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:05Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:04Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:03Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:01Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:00Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:59Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:57Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:54Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:43Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:32Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:29Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:28Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:26Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:22Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:21Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:18Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:15Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:13Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:05Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:02Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:00Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:58Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:57Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:54Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:53Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:50Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:49Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:47Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:46Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:38Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:37Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:35Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:33Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:32Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:30Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:29Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:26Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:20Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:16Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:08Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:07Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:06Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:05
Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post