[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 391 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:28Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:27Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:26Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:25Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:24Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:23Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:19Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:17Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:16Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:15Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:14Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:12Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:11Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:10Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:08Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:07Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:06Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:05Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:04Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:03Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:01Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:00Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:59Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:58Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:57Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:56Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:55Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:53Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:52Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:49Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:45Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:40Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:39Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:38Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:31Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:26Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:25Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:24Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:23Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:22Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:21Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:17Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:16Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:15Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:14Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:13Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:11Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:10Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:09Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:08Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:07Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:06Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:04Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:03Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:01Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:00Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:59Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:58Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:57Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:56Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:55Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:54Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:53Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:51Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:50Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:49Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:48Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:46Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:45Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:43Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:39Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:38Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:37Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:36Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:35Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:34Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:32Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:31Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:30Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:25Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:21Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:20Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:19Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:18Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:17Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:15Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:14Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:13Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:12Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:11Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:10Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:09Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:06Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:05Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:02Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:01Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:00Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:58Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:54Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:50Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:48Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:47Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:45Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:40Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:39Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:35Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:33Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:32Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:31Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:28Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:26Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:24Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:22Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:20Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:18Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:16Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:15Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:12Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:11Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:08Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:02Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:01Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:00Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:59Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:58Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:55Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:54Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:52Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:51Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:47Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:46Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:44Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:39Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:38Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:37Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:34Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:29Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:28Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:27Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:26Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:23Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:21Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:19Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:17Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:16Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:15Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:13Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:11Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:06Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:05Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:01Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:58Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:56Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:55Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:52Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:49Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:47Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:41Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:35Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:29Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:26Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:25Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:24Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:23Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:22Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:21Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:20Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:18Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:16Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:12Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:11Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:08Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:01Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:56Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:55Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:54Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:49Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:47Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:46Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:45Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:41Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:37Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:35Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:34Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:33Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:30Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:29Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:28Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:27Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:21Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:19Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:15Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:14Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:10Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:06Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:01Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:46Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:44Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:42Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:40Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:39Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:38Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:36Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:25Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:10Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:08Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:04Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:58Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:27Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:24Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:23Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:22Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:18Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:17Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:15Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:13Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:05Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:01Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:41Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:39Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:31Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:16Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:14Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:07Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:59Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:56Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:51Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:50Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:49Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:48Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:46Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:45Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:44Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:38Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:37Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:36Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:35Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:33Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:32Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:31Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:30Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:28Caption #796

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post