The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.
<Pedro Gonzales> Tasty? That old lady would be about as tender as an old boot!!
<Lauren> Nah, Pedro. When they get that old, they are crispy, like potato chips.
<guyPaulo> Hopefully we can get through today without anyone making fun of certain people's deep-seated emotional phobias about certain animals, (LAUREN!). You set my therapy back 6 months yesterday....
<Lauren> Too late, guy.
<3Suns> My god, look! It's a roller-blading monkey! That's awesome, I want one!
<3Suns> (yes, I realize it's an ape, not a monkey)
<Lauren> I like the photo of the divers getting a pike drunk.
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