[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:39Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:37Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:35Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:34Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:33Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:27Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:26Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:25Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:24Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:19Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:17Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:08Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:05Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:58Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:57Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:56Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:50Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:48Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:46Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:44Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:43Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:38Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:22Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:21Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:19Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:12Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:07Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:01Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:59Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:58Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:55Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:49Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:47Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:32Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:26Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:23Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:18Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:17Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:13Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:12Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:11Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:01Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:00Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:59Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:54Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:51Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:49Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:39Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:38Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:29Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:28Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:19Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:18Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:14Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:13Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:07Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:04Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:01Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:59Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:58Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:50Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:47Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:45Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:44Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:32Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:31Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:30Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:29Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:27Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:26Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:25Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:24Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:15Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:05Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:03Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:59Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:57Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:56Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:55Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:54Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:52Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:48Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:42Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:37Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:34Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:33Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:31Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:26Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:25Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:24Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:18Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:15Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:14Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:10Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:08Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:05Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:03Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:01Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:58Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:54Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:51Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:48Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:47Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:42Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:40Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:38Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:35Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:31Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:28Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:19Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:17Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:03Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:02Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:01Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:58Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:52Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:47Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:41Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:39Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:38Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:29Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:26Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:22Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:21Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:20Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:19Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:18Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:16Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:15Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:13Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:09Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:08Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:07Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:06Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:05Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:04Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:03Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:01Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:57Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:53Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:52Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:51Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:50Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:49Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:41Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:37Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:29Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:25Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:22Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:21Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:10Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:09Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:06Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:02Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:01Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:58Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:57Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:55Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:52Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:51Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:46Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:45Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:42Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:41Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:38Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:33Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:25Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:09Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:01Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:59Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:57Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:56Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:55Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:51Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:50Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:49Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:47Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:46Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:45Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:43Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:42Caption #197

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post