[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 121 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:10Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:09Caption #-94
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:07Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:06Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:05Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:04Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:03Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:01Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:00Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:59Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:58Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:56Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:51Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:50Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:49Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:48Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:47Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:46Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:44Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:42Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:41Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:40Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:37Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:36Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:35Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:34Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:27Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:24Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:17Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:11Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:10Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:08Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:06Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:05Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:58Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:55Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:54Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:52Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:51Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:50Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:49Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:48Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:47Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:46Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:45Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:44Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:43Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:42Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:41Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:40Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:38Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:34Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:33Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:31Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:28Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:27Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:26Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:24Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:23Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:22Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:19Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:18Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:16Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:14Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:13Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:11Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:10Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:09Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:08Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:07Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:06Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:05Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:04Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:03Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:00Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:59Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:58Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:56Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:55Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:53Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:51Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:48Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:47Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:46Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:44Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:43Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:42Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:41Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:40Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:39Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:38Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:36Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:35Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:34Caption #317

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post