[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 258 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:08Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:06Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:04Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:03Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:01Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:00Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:57Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:53Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:51Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:50Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:49Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:48Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:46Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:42Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:40Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:39Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:38Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:36Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:35Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:33Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:26Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:25Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:24Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:22Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:21Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:20Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:19Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:17Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:16Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:15Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:14Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:13Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:12Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:09Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:08Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:07Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:06Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:05Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:04Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:03Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:01Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:00Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:59Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:58Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:54Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:53Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:51Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:50Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:49Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:48Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:47Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:46Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:45Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:44Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:43Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:42Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:41Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:40Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:39Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:38Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:37Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:34Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:33Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:31Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:30Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:29Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:27Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:26Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:24Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:22Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:21Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:20Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:18Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:16Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:15Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:14Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:13Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:12Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:10Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:08Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:07Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:06Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:05Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:03Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:02Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:01Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:00Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:59Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:58Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:56Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:55Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:54Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:53Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:48Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:43Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:40Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:39Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:37Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:36Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:35Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:34Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:33Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:31Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:29Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:28Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:26Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:25Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:23Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:22Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:21Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:19Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:17Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:16Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:15Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:14Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:13Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:11Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:09Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:07Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:03Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:00Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:59Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:57Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:56Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:55Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:53Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:52Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:51Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:50Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:49Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:48Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:46Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:44Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:42Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:40Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:39Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:38Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:37Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:36Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:32Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:30Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:29Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:28Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:27Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:25Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:23Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:22Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:21Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:20Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:19Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:17Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:16Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:15Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:14Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:10Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:09Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:08Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:07Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:06Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:04Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:02Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:01Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:57Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:56Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:53Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:52Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:51Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:45Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:38Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:36Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:35Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:34Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:33Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:32Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:26Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:18Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:17Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:15Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:13Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:10Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:08Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:06Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:05Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:04Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:02Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:00Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:59Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:56Caption #349

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?

There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post