[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Before you tell them it's a fake...

...let's see how far...

...they're willing to go.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 212 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:33Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:32Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:31Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:30Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:29Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:28Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:27Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:26Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:25Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:23Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:22Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:21Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:19Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:18Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:17Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:16Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:14Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:13Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:12Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:10Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:08Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:07Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:06Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:05Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:59Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:58Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:56Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:52Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:50Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:48Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:45Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:44Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:40Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:37Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:36Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:33Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:32Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:31Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:28Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:25Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:24Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:21Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:20Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:17Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:16Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:15Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:14Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:13Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:12Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:11Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:09Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:08Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:05Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:04Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:02Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:01Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:00Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:56Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:44Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:43Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:40Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:36Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:35Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:30Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:28Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:27Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:26Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:25Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:24Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:23Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:22Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:21Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:20Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:17Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:16Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:15Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:08Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:06Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:05Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:03Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:02Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:01Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:00Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:59Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:58Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:57Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:56Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:55Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:54Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:53Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:52Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:50Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:48Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:47Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:46Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:45Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:44Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:43Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:41Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:40Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:38Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:37Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:36Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:35Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:34Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:33Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:31Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:30Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:28Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:27Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:26Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:24Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:23Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:22Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:20Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:17Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:16Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:15Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:12Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:11Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:09Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:08Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:06Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:03Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:01Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:00Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:56Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:54Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:53Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:52Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:51Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:50Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:49Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:48Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:47Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:46Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:45Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:40Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:39Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:38Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:35Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:34Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:33Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:29Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:20Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:15Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:12Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:11Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:08Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:07Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:06Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:05Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:01Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:00Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:59Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:58Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:57Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:56Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:55Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:54Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:51Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:50Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:49Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:48Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:47Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:46Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:45Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:44Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:40Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:36Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:35Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:35Caption #428

Board [Post Message]

This week's hermaphroditic unicorn is

apple juice is a verb



The un-Hung Willies are: David Byrden,H. Monkey and asphawk.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dagnabbit! I will be in another meeting today....
<Carol> My apologies for not having time to comment until later in the day, due to my inconvenient state of employment.
<Lauren> Is it just me, or are today's photos anti-inspirational?
<Mort> I guess I killed the competition with bad images.
<Lauren> As I said, Mort, maybe it's just me... but let's see you give it a try.
<H. Monkey> I'm having trouble, too, but I've been feeling very uncreative for the past several days, anyway.

And about the RSS feed, Mort: you'd put the history data (or something similar) in a small XML file. There are readers and aggragator software that will sit on your desktop, check the file regularly (usu. every hour) and notify you if there are any changes. It probably will cut down on bandwith, because people will then only go to the site and load the page and images if they get a notification that something's changed.

<Mort> Yeh I have been looking into it, seems like a very good idea. Might even bring some new people in, if the feed is listed.
<Lauren> I think maybe those folks who don't vote/comment on at least a specified percentage of others' captions should be excluded from winning on Wednesdays.... What do you all think?
<H. Monkey> I don't have a problem with it, Lauren. I don't think it's necessary, but I don't have a problem with it.
<apple juice is a verb> some days i don't have time to comment on everybody's captions...i am at work. On those days I do at least read them all and still vote/comment for those I found funny. I can't help it if a significant percentage of captions don't grab me.
<David Byrden> I have difficulty in finding time to review all the captions. It is easier to avoid commenting at all. Perhaps you could introduce a new feature whereby reviewers are paid?
<Lauren> Congrats ajiav, David, H. and asphawk. It was an extreme challange and you all came through relatively unscathed and victorious.
<Mort> I went through the list of guest day winners and was suprised by my findings.

5 wins - guyPaulo
3 wins - Yoyology, 3Suns
2 wins - Luninaire, ajiav, obtuse, Starbug, David Byrden, DIPLOMATIC SHARK/the bartender, mypalmike, ElvisThePelvis
1 win - carter, Zathras, Buggy, Roger Mexico, JSchmitt, infosponge, Pedro Gonzales, H. Monkey, Carol

<guyPaulo> Wow.
<obtuse> re: non-commenting winners
I am probably in the category of those who rarely comment. I make no apologies - it's just not my style. I don't really even care about the win; I'm just here to amuse/be amused.
<David Byrden> It's not winning that matters. It's getting the most votes.
<Lauren> LOL. It was just a suggestion. Sometimes it is the nice thing to do to let others know you appreciate their efforts was what I was thinking. And also Mort could probably use a bit of help in chosing a winner each week. But actually, when all is said and done, I like this site just the way it works now. And David is absolutely right.
<obtuse> I know my motivation isn't being called into question but I'll still state for the record that I appreciate the efforts of fellow monkies, even if it isn't very evident.

For whatever reason, I simply prefer starting a conversation via comments over the voting process.

So regarding site design, I think it would be nice if commenting could be decoupled from voting. As an aside, I wonder if Mort's comment/vote code is spam-resistant?

<Mort> Bah! You assume I think ahead!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post