[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Before you tell them it's a fake...

...let's see how far...

...they're willing to go.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 330 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:46Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:45Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:44Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:41Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:40Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:39Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:36Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:35Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:33Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:30Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:29Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:28Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:26Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:24Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:20Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:17Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:16Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:13Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:10Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:09Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:08Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:02Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:00Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:59Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:58Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:57Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:56Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:55Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:54Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:53Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:52Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:50Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:48Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:42Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:40Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:35Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:34Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:33Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:28Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:27Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:21Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:18Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:17Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:16Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:12Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:11Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:09Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:06Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:00Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:59Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:57Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:56Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:53Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:49Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:48Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:40Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:36Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:32Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:24Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:21Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:19Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:18Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:15Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:12Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:08Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:07Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:04Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:00Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:59Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:58Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:54Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:53Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:51Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:50Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:38Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:29Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:28Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:26Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:25Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:20Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:16Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:12Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:05Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:04Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:03Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:01Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:58Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:54Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:53Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:48Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:46Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:45Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:41Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:33Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:32Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:28Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:27Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:24Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:17Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:13Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:12Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:08Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:04Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:00Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:57Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:56Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:52Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:50Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:48Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:45Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:41Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:40Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:39Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:36Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:32Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:31Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:30Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:29Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:28Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:24Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:20Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:16Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:15Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:12Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:11Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:08Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:04Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:02Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:00Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:56Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:55Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:54Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:53Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:52Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:47Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:45Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:44Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:43Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:40Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:39Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:36Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:33Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:27Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:24Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:23Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:22Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:21Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:20Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:17Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:16Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:15Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:14Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:13Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:11Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:09Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:08Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:04Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:03Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:59Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:57Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:56Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:55Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:52Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:51Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:49Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:48Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:47Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:46Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:45Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:44Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:43Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:42Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:41Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:39Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:37Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:35Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:33Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:32Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:31Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:30Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:29Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:28Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:24Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:23Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:22Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:21Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:20Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:17Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:15Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:12Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:08Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:06Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:05Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:04Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:00Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:58Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:56Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:51Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:50Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:44Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:42Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:36Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:32Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:30Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:28Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:26Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:25Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:24Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:20Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:16Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:15Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:06Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:04Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:03Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:37:00Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:58Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:55Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:52Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:51Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:45Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:44Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:40Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:36Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:35Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:34Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:33Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:32Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:30Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:29Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:27Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:26Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:24Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:20Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:16Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:13Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:10Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:09Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:08Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:05Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker02:36:00Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:59Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:56Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:53Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:47Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker02:35:46Caption #-54

Board [Post Message]

This week's hermaphroditic unicorn is

apple juice is a verb



The un-Hung Willies are: David Byrden,H. Monkey and asphawk.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Dagnabbit! I will be in another meeting today....
<Carol> My apologies for not having time to comment until later in the day, due to my inconvenient state of employment.
<Lauren> Is it just me, or are today's photos anti-inspirational?
<Mort> I guess I killed the competition with bad images.
<Lauren> As I said, Mort, maybe it's just me... but let's see you give it a try.
<H. Monkey> I'm having trouble, too, but I've been feeling very uncreative for the past several days, anyway.

And about the RSS feed, Mort: you'd put the history data (or something similar) in a small XML file. There are readers and aggragator software that will sit on your desktop, check the file regularly (usu. every hour) and notify you if there are any changes. It probably will cut down on bandwith, because people will then only go to the site and load the page and images if they get a notification that something's changed.

<Mort> Yeh I have been looking into it, seems like a very good idea. Might even bring some new people in, if the feed is listed.
<Lauren> I think maybe those folks who don't vote/comment on at least a specified percentage of others' captions should be excluded from winning on Wednesdays.... What do you all think?
<H. Monkey> I don't have a problem with it, Lauren. I don't think it's necessary, but I don't have a problem with it.
<apple juice is a verb> some days i don't have time to comment on everybody's captions...i am at work. On those days I do at least read them all and still vote/comment for those I found funny. I can't help it if a significant percentage of captions don't grab me.
<David Byrden> I have difficulty in finding time to review all the captions. It is easier to avoid commenting at all. Perhaps you could introduce a new feature whereby reviewers are paid?
<Lauren> Congrats ajiav, David, H. and asphawk. It was an extreme challange and you all came through relatively unscathed and victorious.
<Mort> I went through the list of guest day winners and was suprised by my findings.

5 wins - guyPaulo
3 wins - Yoyology, 3Suns
2 wins - Luninaire, ajiav, obtuse, Starbug, David Byrden, DIPLOMATIC SHARK/the bartender, mypalmike, ElvisThePelvis
1 win - carter, Zathras, Buggy, Roger Mexico, JSchmitt, infosponge, Pedro Gonzales, H. Monkey, Carol

<guyPaulo> Wow.
<obtuse> re: non-commenting winners
I am probably in the category of those who rarely comment. I make no apologies - it's just not my style. I don't really even care about the win; I'm just here to amuse/be amused.
<David Byrden> It's not winning that matters. It's getting the most votes.
<Lauren> LOL. It was just a suggestion. Sometimes it is the nice thing to do to let others know you appreciate their efforts was what I was thinking. And also Mort could probably use a bit of help in chosing a winner each week. But actually, when all is said and done, I like this site just the way it works now. And David is absolutely right.
<obtuse> I know my motivation isn't being called into question but I'll still state for the record that I appreciate the efforts of fellow monkies, even if it isn't very evident.

For whatever reason, I simply prefer starting a conversation via comments over the voting process.

So regarding site design, I think it would be nice if commenting could be decoupled from voting. As an aside, I wonder if Mort's comment/vote code is spam-resistant?

<Mort> Bah! You assume I think ahead!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post