[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 213 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:55Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:54Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:53Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:51Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:49Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:48Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:47Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:46Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:45Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:42Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:41Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:37Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:35Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:33Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:32Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:31Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:30Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:29Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:28Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:27Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:27Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:25Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:23Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:21Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:20Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:17Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:14Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:13Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:10Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:09Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:08Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:07Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:06Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:05Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:04Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:01Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker21:21:00Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:59Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:57Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:55Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:53Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:51Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:50Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:48Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:47Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:46Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:45Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:44Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:41Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:39Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:38Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:37Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:36Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:34Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:31Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:30Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:26Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:24Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:23Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:21Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:19Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:18Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:17Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:16Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:15Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:14Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:13Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:12Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:11Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:09Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:08Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:06Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:05Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:04Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:03Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker21:20:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:55Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:54Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:53Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:52Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:51Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:50Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:49Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:48Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:47Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:46Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:45Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:43Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:41Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:40Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:39Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:37Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:33Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:31Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:27Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:26Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:25Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:23Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:22Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:21Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:17Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:16Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:15Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:14Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:13Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:12Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:10Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:08Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:07Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:05Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:04Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:03Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:01Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:19:00Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:59Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:58Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:57Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:56Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:54Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:53Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:48Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:47Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:39Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:38Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:35Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:34Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:33Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:32Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:31Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:29Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:28Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:27Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:24Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:22Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:19Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:18Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:16Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:15Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:11Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:09Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:07Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:06Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:18:00Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:59Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:55Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:54Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:51Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker21:17:47Caption #152

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post