[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 299 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:04Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:01Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:00Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:58Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:57Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:56Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:55Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:52Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:46Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:45Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:41Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:38Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:33Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:28Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:25Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:24Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:21Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:17Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:13Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:12Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:11Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:08Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:07Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:06Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:05Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:54Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:49Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:45Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:44Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:43Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:41Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:33Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:30Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:25Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:16Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:14Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:13Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:09Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:03Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:01Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:57Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:53Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:52Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:50Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:49Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:45Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:41Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:40Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:38Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:35Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:30Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:29Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:25Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:20Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:18Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:16Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:14Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:09Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:16:01Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:58Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:53Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:50Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:47Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:41Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:32Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:30Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:29Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:24Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:23Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:16Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:13Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:12Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:08Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:06Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:01Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker23:15:00Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:59Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:56Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:49Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:45Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:40Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:32Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:30Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:26Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:25Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:24Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:23Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:17Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:14Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:13Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:02Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:01Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:14:00Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:59Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:56Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:53Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:49Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:48Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:44Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:40Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:36Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:33Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:28Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:24Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:22Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:20Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:18Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:16Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:09Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:08Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:05Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:03Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:13:01Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:55Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:49Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:48Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:45Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:44Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:41Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:40Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:38Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:37Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:36Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:35Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:33Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:28Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:25Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:22Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:21Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:15Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:13Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:10Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:09Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:05Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:02Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:01Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:12:00Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:57Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:56Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:52Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:50Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:44Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:43Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:35Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:30Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:25Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:21Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:20Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:13Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:09Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:05Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:04Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:03Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:02Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:01Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:11:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:59Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:58Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:57Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:53Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:49Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:46Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:41Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:40Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:39Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:37Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:35Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:34Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:33Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:32Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:31Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:29Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:26Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:25Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:24Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:22Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:20Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:19Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:18Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:17Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:16Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:12Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:10Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:07Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:06Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:05Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:03Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:01Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:10:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:59Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:58Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:57Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:56Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:55Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:54Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:52Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:50Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:45Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:44Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:41Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:40Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:39Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:38Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:37Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:36Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:35Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:34Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:33Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:32Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:28Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:25Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:22Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:21Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:20Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:17Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:16Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:14Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:13Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:12Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:11Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:07Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:05Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker23:09:04Caption #48

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post