[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 248 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:58Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:57Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:55Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:54Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:53Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:51Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:47Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:43Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:38Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:33Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:32Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:31Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:29Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:27Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:26Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:25Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:24Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:23Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:22Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:20Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:18Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:17Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:13Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:11Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:10Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:09Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:08Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:06Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:05Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:04Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:03Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:02Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:01Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:59Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:58Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:56Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:55Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:54Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:53Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:51Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:50Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:49Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:46Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:45Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:44Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:43Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:42Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:41Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:40Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:39Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:38Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:37Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:34Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:33Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:29Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:22Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:15Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:13Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:11Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:10Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:09Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:08Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:07Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:04Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:03Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:00Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:57Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:55Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:52Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:51Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:49Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:48Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:47Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:46Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:45Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:44Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:43Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:42Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:41Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:39Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:33Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:32Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:29Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:28Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:27Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:24Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:23Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:22Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:21Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:20Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:19Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:08Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:07Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:03Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:02Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:59Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:57Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:56Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:55Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:54Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:53Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:49Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:48Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:47Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:46Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:45Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:42Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:41Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:35Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:33Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:29Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:19Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:15Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:14Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:13Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:12Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:11Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:10Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:09Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:04Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:03Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:00Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:58Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:56Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:55Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:52Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:51Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:51Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:47Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:44Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:43Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:42Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:38Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:32Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:31Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:28Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:27Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:26Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:24Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:23Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:22Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:21Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:20Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:19Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:16Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:11Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:08Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:07Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:04Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:03Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:02Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:01Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:00Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:59Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:58Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:56Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:52Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:50Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:49Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:48Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:42Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:41Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:37Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:36Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:35Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:34Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:33Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:32Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:31Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:30Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:29Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:28Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:27Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:26Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:23Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:22Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:21Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:20Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:17Caption #672

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post