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Most Emailed Photos - 12/04/2003

by Mort

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Miss Patches, the black cat of death, is after me.

She failed to tempt me into the open using the Swedish beach volleyball team.

But she knew even I could not resist the charms of Orlando Bloom.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Damn that Miss Patches! I can not escape her stalking, the sharp eyes in the night, the scratching and the endless deluge of faxed Meow Mix coupons.

There are 10 messages for this day.

<yoyology> The most disturbing part of this is that the cat is completely black all over, but is named "Patches".

The horror.

<guyPaulo> Clearly, cats are a tool of the Devil. Just looking at that first picture gives me the heeby-jeebies.

<guyPaulo> This is a slow day! Come on guys, make with the captions or the cat gets it!

<Mort> What else would DEATH name his all black cat?

<mypalmike> I named my black cat Joan Jett, back in the early 80's. That doesn't really answer your question though...

<DEATH> I'd name it "Poopsie".

<Carol> Haha. But wouldn't DEATH be talking in a small-cap font?

<Axolotl> I think Patches the Cat needs to be in the Most Fortunate Fortune pile!

<shininglion> Kelly can be scary sometimes, Mort, it is so true.

<kobold47> I always thought Patches was a gopher

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