[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 453 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:41Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:40Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:39Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:38Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:36Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:36Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:34Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:33Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:31Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:29Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:26Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:23Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:20Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:19Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:17Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:16Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:15Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:12Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:11Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:07Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:06Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:05Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:04Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:03Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:02Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:00Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:59Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:56Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:54Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:52Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:51Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:50Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:49Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:48Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:47Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:46Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:45Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:40Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:39Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:36Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:35Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:30Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:28Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:26Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:25Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:24Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:23Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:20Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:16Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:14Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:13Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:12Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:11Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:08Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:07Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:03Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:01Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:43:00Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:59Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:58Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:56Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:54Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:53Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:52Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:49Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:48Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:47Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:44Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:43Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:42Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:40Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:39Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:38Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:37Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:36Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:32Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:30Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:27Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:26Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:21Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:20Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:16Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:15Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:13Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:11Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:08Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:05Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:04Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:01Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:42:00Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:58Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:57Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:56Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:55Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:52Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:49Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:48Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:47Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:46Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:45Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:44Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:40Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:39Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:38Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:37Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:36Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:35Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:34Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:33Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:29Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:28Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:25Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:24Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:23Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:21Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:18Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:13Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:12Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:11Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:09Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:04Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:03Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:02Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:01Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker19:41:00Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:59Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:58Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:57Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:55Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:54Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:52Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:50Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:49Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:48Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:47Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:46Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:44Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:43Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:42Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:39Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:36Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:34Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:32Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:31Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:28Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:27Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:25Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:24Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:16Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:12Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:08Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:07Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:06Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:05Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:04Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:03Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:02Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:01Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker19:40:00Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:59Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:57Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:56Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:55Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:53Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:48Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:45Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:44Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:41Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:40Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:39Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:38Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:37Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:36Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:35Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:34Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:33Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:27Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:25Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:24Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:21Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:20Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:16Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:14Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:12Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:11Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:08Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:06Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:05Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:04Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:02Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:01Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:39:00Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:59Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:56Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:53Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:52Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:50Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:44Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:43Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:42Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:41Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:40Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:39Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:38Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:37Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:32Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:30Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:28Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:26Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:24Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:23Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:20Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:17Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:16Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:14Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:12Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:11Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:09Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:08Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:06Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:05Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:03Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:02Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:01Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:38:00Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:59Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:58Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:55Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:53Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:52Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:50Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:48Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:46Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:44Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:42Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:40Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:38Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:37Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:35Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:29Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:28Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:27Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:26Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:25Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:22Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:21Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:19Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:18Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:17Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:15Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:14Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:10Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:09Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:06Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:05Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:04Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:03Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:02Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:37:00Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:57Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:55Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:54Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:53Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:50Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:49Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:48Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:47Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:46Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:45Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:44Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:42Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:41Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:40Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:38Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:36Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:35Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:34Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:33Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:32Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:31Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:30Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:28Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:27Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:26Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:25Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:24Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:22Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:21Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:19Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:17Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:16Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:15Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:14Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:13Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:12Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:11Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:09Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:08Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:06Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:04Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:03Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:02Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:01Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:36:00Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:58Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:57Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:56Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:54Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:52Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:51Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:50Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:48Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:46Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:45Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:44Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:38Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:37Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:36Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:35Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:34Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:33Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:31Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:28Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:27Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:26Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:24Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:23Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:22Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:19Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:17Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:12Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:09Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:07Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:06Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:05Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:04Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:01Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:35:00Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:58Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:57Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:56Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:54Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:53Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:52Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:50Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:49Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:48Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:47Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:46Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:45Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:44Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:42Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:34:41Caption #432

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post