[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:49Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:47Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:44Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:43Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:40Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:36Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:31Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:29Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:23Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:19Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:16Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:15Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:12Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:08Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:07Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:05Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:01Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:13:00Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:59Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:56Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:47Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:46Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:45Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:43Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:42Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:41Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:33Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:31Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:29Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:26Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:25Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:24Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:19Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:17Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:15Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:13Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:12Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:11Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:10Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:09Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:07Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:04Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:03Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:02Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:01Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:12:00Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:59Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:57Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:56Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:55Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:54Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:52Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:51Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:48Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:44Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:40Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:39Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:35Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:33Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:27Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:26Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:25Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:24Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:23Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:22Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:21Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:20Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:19Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:16Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:15Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:13Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:09Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:08Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:05Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:03Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:02Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:11:00Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:58Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:57Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:55Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:54Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:52Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:49Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:48Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:46Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:45Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:44Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:43Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:42Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:41Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:39Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:38Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:27Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:24Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:22Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:17Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:15Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:14Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:11Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:10Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:09Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:07Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:06Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:05Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:04Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:03Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:10:00Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:59Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:58Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:57Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:56Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:55Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:54Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:53Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:52Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:50Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:46Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:40Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:32Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:24Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:22Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:21Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:20Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:18Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:17Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:15Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:10Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:09Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:06Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:05Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:09:00Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:56Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:53Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:49Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:47Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:46Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:44Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:43Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:41Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:36Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:33Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:28Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:27Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:22Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:21Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:16Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:15Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:09Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:08Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:07Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:04Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:03Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:02Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:59Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:56Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:55Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:54Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:53Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:51Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:49Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:48Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:46Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:45Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:44Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:40Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:36Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:34Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:31Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:17Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:14Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:12Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:11Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:09Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:06Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:05Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:04Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:54Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:48Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:38Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:34Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:20Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:06Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:57Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:56Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:55Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:54Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:53Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:52Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:51Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:50Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:49Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:48Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:37Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:35Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:34Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:26Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:25Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:24Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:23Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:22Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:21Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:48Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:36Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:26Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #205

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post