Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004

by Luminaire

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 139 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:40 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:39 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:34 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:27 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:26 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:25 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:21 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:19 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:18 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:17 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:12 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:11 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:10 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:08 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:05 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:30:00 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:59 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:58 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:55 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:53 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:50 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:49 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:48 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:47 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:46 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:45 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:44 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:41 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:40 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:33 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:32 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:28 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:26 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:24 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:23 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:22 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:20 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:19 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:18 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:17 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:16 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:15 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:11 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:04 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:02 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:29:01 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:57 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:56 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:54 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:53 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:52 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:51 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:49 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:47 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:46 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:41 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:38 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:37 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:36 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:32 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:31 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:28 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:27 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:26 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:25 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:24 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:23 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:22 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:21 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:19 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:18 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:17 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:13 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:12 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:09 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:07 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:06 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:03 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:02 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:01 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:28:00 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:56 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:55 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:53 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:52 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:51 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:50 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:48 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:46 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:45 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:44 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:43 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:42 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:41 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:40 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:39 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:38 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:37 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:36 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:34 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:31 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:30 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:28 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:27 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:26 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:25 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:23 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:21 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:17 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:16 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:13 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:12 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:11 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:10 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:09 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:08 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:06 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:05 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:04 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:02 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:27:01 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:58 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:57 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:56 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:55 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:54 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:53 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:52 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:51 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:50 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:49 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:47 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:46 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:45 Caption #993

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:44 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:43 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:26:42 Caption #579

Board

[Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.

<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford

<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...

<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....

<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi>

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post