[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 223 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:38Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:36Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:34Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:33Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:15Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:14Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:08Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:06Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:03Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:02Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:01Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:59Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:57Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:56Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:55Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:54Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:53Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:52Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:51Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:50Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:49Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:46Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:45Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:42Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:41Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:39Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:36Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:33Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:25Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:24Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:23Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:22Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:21Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:20Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:19Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:18Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:16Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:14Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:13Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:12Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:11Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:10Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:07Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:06Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:59Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:54Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:50Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:49Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:48Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:45Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:44Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:43Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:42Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:41Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:39Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:38Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:37Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:36Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:35Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:34Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:31Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:30Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:28Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:26Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:23Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:21Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:18Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:16Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:13Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:12Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:11Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:10Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:09Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:08Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:07Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:06Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:04Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:03Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:57Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:56Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:55Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:52Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:50Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:49Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:45Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:43Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:41Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:40Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:39Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:38Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:37Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:35Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:34Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:31Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:30Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:29Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:28Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:26Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:25Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:22Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:19Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:18Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:17Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:16Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:15Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:14Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:13Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:12Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:11Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:10Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:08Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:05Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:04Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:03Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:01Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:00Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:58Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:57Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:52Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:50Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:48Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:44Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:43Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:39Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:37Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:35Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:34Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:33Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:31Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:30Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:28Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:23Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:22Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:20Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:19Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:18Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:17Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:15Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:14Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:13Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:12Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:05Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:04Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:03Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:01Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:59Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:56Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:51Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:48Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:44Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:43Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:41Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:40Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:37Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:36Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:35Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:34Caption #12

Board [Post Message]

Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post