[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 491 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:48Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:46Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:45Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:42Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:41Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:40Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:38Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:37Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:35Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:34Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:33Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:32Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:30Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:29Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:28Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:27Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:26Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:25Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:24Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:23Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:22Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:21Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:20Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:19Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:17Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:16Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:15Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:13Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:12Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:09Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:08Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:07Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:06Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:05Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:04Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:03Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:01Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:00Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:58Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:57Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:56Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:55Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:53Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:52Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:51Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:49Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:45Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:44Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:43Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:42Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:40Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:39Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:38Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:37Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:34Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:33Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:31Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:30Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:29Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:28Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:27Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:26Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:21Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:20Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:18Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:17Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:15Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:14Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:13Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:11Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:10Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:09Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:08Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:07Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:03Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:00Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:59Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:58Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:57Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:55Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:54Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:53Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:52Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:51Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:50Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:49Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:48Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:47Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:46Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:42Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:38Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:37Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:36Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:34Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:33Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:32Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:28Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:27Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:26Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:24Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:22Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:20Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:19Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:18Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:18Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:17Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:15Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:14Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:13Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:12Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:11Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:08Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:07Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:04Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:02Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:01Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:00Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:56Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:51Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:49Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:47Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:46Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:42Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:41Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:40Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:39Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:37Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:36Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:35Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:34Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:33Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:32Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:31Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:30Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:29Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:28Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:27Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:26Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:25Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:24Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:24Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:22Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:21Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:20Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:17Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:12Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:11Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:10Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:09Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:07Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:06Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:05Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:04Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:03Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:02Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:01Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:57Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:56Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:55Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:53Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:53Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:52Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:50Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:49Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:48Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:47Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:46Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:45Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:44Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:43Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:42Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:41Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:37Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:36Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:35Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:34Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:33Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:32Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:31Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:30Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:29Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:28Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:27Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:26Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:25Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:24Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:23Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:22Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:20Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:19Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:15Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:14Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:13Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:12Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:11Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:10Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:05Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:01Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:00Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:59Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:58Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:56Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:55Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:54Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:53Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:51Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:50Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:49Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:48Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:47Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:46Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:45Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:44Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:42Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:41Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:39Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:38Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:37Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:35Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:34Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:33Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:32Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:29Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:28Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:27Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:25Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:24Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:21Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:19Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:17Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:16Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:15Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:13Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:12Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:11Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:09Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:07Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:02Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:56Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:55Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:50Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:48Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:45Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:44Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:42Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:40Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:39Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:38Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:37Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:36Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:34Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:33Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:29Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:28Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:27Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:26Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:25Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:24Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:23Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:22Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:21Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:20Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:19Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:18Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:16Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:14Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:13Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:12Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:11Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:10Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:09Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:04Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:01Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:00Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:59Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:57Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:56Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:53Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:50Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:49Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:43Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:42Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:41Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:39Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:38Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:37Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:36Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:35Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:34Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:32Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:30Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:29Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:28Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:27Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:26Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:25Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:22Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:21Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:15Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:12Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:10Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:05Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:01Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:59Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:58Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:57Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:55Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:53Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:49Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:45Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:44Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:42Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:41Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:40Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:37Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:32Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:30Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:29Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:25Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:24Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:22Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:20Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:17Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:16Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:13Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:12Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:11Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:09Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:08Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:07Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:06Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:05Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:04Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:02Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:59Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:58Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:57Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:56Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:55Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:54Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:53Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:52Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:49Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:48Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:46Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:45Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:44Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:42Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:40Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:39Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:35Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:32Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:31Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:29Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:27Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:26Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:25Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:24Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:23Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:22Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:21Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:20Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:18Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:17Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:16Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:12Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:11Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:10Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:09Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:07Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:06Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:03Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:01Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:59Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:58Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:57Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:56Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:54Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:51Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:50Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:48Caption #157

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post