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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
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Once, I took a shit that was this long.


Potty Toppers

Yeah, well I had a monumental shit that left me inert on the bathroom floor for three days.


I have you both beat. I pooped so much that afterwards, I was nothing more than an empty sack with a head.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 12 comments for this caption.

<Jmofwiw> Oh! We used to dream of having...
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHa!
<guyPaulo> Oh my god....I yield my Crass Crown to Lauren. This is crass-tacular.
<Axolotl> So good!
<ajiav> 
<Axolotl> I want this to win!
<guyPaulo> If I can't win, I want Lauren to get the top spot for this caption.
<Morgus> OHHHHHH this is so good!!!!!!!
<Mark> BINGBINGBING .. we have a winner
<Roger Mexico> Ewwww . . now I feel so . . so . .uh, dirty!
<Kumiho> Wow... not worthy!!!! ::kowtows::
<David Byrden> This one is epic!

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