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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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Haiku DayThe rules are simple...you write yourself a haiku, then you caption it. I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing. For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter. To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku. I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day. Enjoy. (I didn't so much) |
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There are 43 messages for this day. |
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| <guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though.... | |||||||||
| <Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables. | |||||||||
| <Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage": ...www.honku.org... | |||||||||
| <Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right? | |||||||||
| <Lauren> Count the syllables In most of the captioning It's done correctly | |||||||||
| <Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren Your assistance is helpful now I should caption. | |||||||||
| <Lauren> Much too sweet for words Excellent at captioning Stormi has it all | |||||||||
| <Lauren> What we need now is A day for haiku comments How about it, Mort? | |||||||||
| <Stormi> Laughing out loud I thank you for the compliment but haiku is hard! | |||||||||
| <Mort> It takes me too long to write in this haiku style -- arghhhh brain smoldering! | |||||||||
| <3Suns> Sometimes seventeen syllables just aren't enough to express a com- | |||||||||
| <Lauren> I know what you mean Some of my thoughts are longer not fit for haiku | |||||||||
| <Lauren> I have to say that Today's captions are teh bomb Monkies like limits | |||||||||
| <Stormi> not sure if limits I like but the challenge is something to accept | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> Please stop posting now I want my husband back home The garbage is full | |||||||||
| <Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told. | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> :) | |||||||||
| <Lauren> Sorry mrs mort I see you are unaware Mort belongs to us | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> Be careful Lauren I know the server password Do not make me act | |||||||||
| <Jmofwiw> Conflict arises! Who will be victorius? Monkey or Mrs? | |||||||||
| <Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it? | |||||||||
| <Lauren> I defer to her In this case, might does make right Mrs. mort prevails | |||||||||
| <Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel I am all smiles niceness But please watch your back | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> You silly people don't you know the big secret there is no Mrs. | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> Mort invented me because he was so lonely sad tears stream down face | |||||||||
| <Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked mrs mort flees in terror a nonentity | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> terror relative a matter of perception quiet power real | |||||||||
| <Lauren> Come on you monkies help me out a little here Mort is one of us | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> how can it be true one on the fringe has you beat sharp words stab like knives | |||||||||
| <ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort? Revealed All Of His Fears Are Must Stop Touching Self | |||||||||
| <Lauren> I am quite peaceful My heart is always open It's easy to tear Where is your glory | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> Do not think I flee Like serpent slips to shadows watching for new prey | |||||||||
| <mrs. mort> Banter is now done my meeting is awaiting soft breeze now blows here | |||||||||
| <Lauren to mrs mort> I have to go now No more witty repartee Nice chatting to you | |||||||||
| <ajiav> that was fun to watch. | |||||||||
| <3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!. Oh, Wait, this is Morticia and Lauren? Catfight!! | |||||||||
| <guyPaulo> I missed MEP today, As I sat through boring sh*t At today's meeting. And when I came back Let's break out the tub, | |||||||||
| <morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns. but I am going to pronounce it: more-tuh-SEE-uh cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family. | |||||||||
| <Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku, ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku? A Haiku-ku Clock | |||||||||
| <obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE! *atomic suplex* | |||||||||
| <JulieK> I basically all am hating the internet it is retarded | |||||||||
| <ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens. | |||||||||
| <GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though... | |||||||||
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