[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 309 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:16Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:15Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:14Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:01Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:00Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:41Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:37Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:35Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:33Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:28Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:14Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:12Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:11Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:10Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:09Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:08Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:07Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:06Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:05Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:04Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:01Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:00Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:59Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:58Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:57Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:56Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:55Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:54Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:52Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:51Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:49Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:48Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:47Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:46Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:45Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:44Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:43Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:42Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:26Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:25Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:24Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:23Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:21Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:19Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:17Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:16Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:13Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:10Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:09Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:08Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:06Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:05Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:03Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:01Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:57Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:49Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:48Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:46Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:39Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:36Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:31Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:26Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:21Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:19Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:16Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:15Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:14Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:12Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:09Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:05Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:04Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:03Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:59Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:58Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:56Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:53Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:46Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:45Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:33Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:27Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:20Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:19Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:17Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:13Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:12Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:10Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:08Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:05Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:56Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:55Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:54Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:52Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:51Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:48Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:47Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:28Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:27Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:22Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:18Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:16Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:15Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:57Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:52Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:39Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:28Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:25Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:13Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:12Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:08Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:07Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:04Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:58Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:56Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:51Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:44Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:43Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:38Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:34Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:13Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:08Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:59Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:58Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:55Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:49Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:47Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:46Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:35Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:30Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:28Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:24Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:23Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:19Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:17Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:13Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:10Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:09Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:03Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:58Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:57Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:56Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:55Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:53Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:52Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:41Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:40Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:35Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:32Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:28Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:27Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:21Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:18Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:10Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:01Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:57Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:50Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:49Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:46Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:45Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:44Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:37Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:36Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:31Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:28Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:26Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:25Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:22Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:21Caption #139

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post