Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/27/2004

by Luminaire

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I can't bear bad puns!

I've seed some pretty bad puns in my day, but if I come across another blooming pun, I'm just going to leaf!

I tell you, it's pandamonium!!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This week's evil overlording head of sunflower is:

Luminaire.

The freshly stuffed panda bears are: Axolotl, Morgus and David Byrden.

There are 14 messages for this day.

<Mort> Still no internet :(

<David Byrden> Hey, geeks, guess what? I'm teaching people XSLT right now! Talk about coincidence (from yesterday)

<guyPaulo> Let's make with the comments people....

<JulieK> This one will be easy (birthday panda I love you)

<guyPaulo> This would make a great photo for mep I think:
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<superwoman biatch> Oh that is just so wrong what they did to the baboon...Makes one wonder..what did they do when the camera wasn't around???

<Luminaire> I wonder if that's a boy baboon.

<guyPaulo> Dance, monkey! Dance!

<mypalmike> It's not a boy baboon. It's guy's mom.

<superwoman biatch> 'Ya know I like the familiar saying...if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all. Someone needs a refresher.

<mypalmike> Oops. Sorry. Biatch.

<superwoman biatch> No, wasn't talking about you mypalmike...I like you and can take any critique you might have...it is someone else.

<superwoman biatch> That's ok because he/she/it will feel my wrath tomorrow...I didn't come up with the name superwoman biatch for nothing!! ;)

<mypalmike> I thought you meant I shouldn't say guy's mom looks like a baboon.

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