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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/14/2004 by Luminaire
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When fabulous gorgeous celebrities need to get away from it all,

they visit the exclusive Hotti Islands Resort in the Caribbean, where only rich and beautiful people are granted admission,

and any fat, ugly people spotted on the island are killed and sold as whalemeat.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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Luminaire is teh winner

You should give homage, but not ohmage, that's to do with resistance, I wonder if Luminaire needs more resistance?

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<Axolotl> Hey Mort,

You worked so hard on this site and us monkies has had a lot of fun here. I think it's time we gave something back.

Why don't you put up one of those amazon.com wishlists? I'd be happy to buy you a book, or a dvd, or a Segway. Well, perhaps not a Segway.

<3Suns> I'd contribute too.
We love ya, man.

Well... not that way.

<mypalmike> A Happy Meal gift certificate makes a perfect gift.
<Mort> Aww! I don't want any material items, but another year of servitude will do, and some chocolate, maybe in the shape of a bunny or a spleen.

Thanks.

<ajiav> servitude! now there's something i can afford
<3Suns> Hmm, a spleen? that's hard... can't find one anywhere. Plenty of other organs though...
...www.visualanatomy.com...
...www.gcchocolate.com...
<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....spleen.....
<Severian> I will offer neither homange nor ohmage.

I offer fromage.

Also, I think there may be a spleen in here somewhere:
...www.theyrecoming.com...

<poi> 


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