[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:06Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:00Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:58Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:40Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:38Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:30Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:28Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:10Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:01Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:46Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:41Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:34Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:33Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:30Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:26Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:23Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:22Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:21Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:19Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:13Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:55Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:53Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:40Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:33Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:19Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:06Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:04Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:03Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:48Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:46Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:32Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:08Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:59Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:52Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:49Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:47Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:45Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:41Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:33Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:25Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:23Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:22Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:11Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:10Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:08Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:07Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:04Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:03Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:02Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:58Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:53Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:46Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:36Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:14Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:12Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:49Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:38Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:31Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:16Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:14Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:50Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:47Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:45Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:39Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:32Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:00Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:54Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:43Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:42Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:33Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:03Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:02Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:58Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:54Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:52Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:42Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #55

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post