[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 92 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:02:02Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:52Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:43Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:39Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:38Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:37Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:34Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:14Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:04Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:01:00Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:55Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:53Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:50Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:47Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:26Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:25Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:19Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:12Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:09Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:06Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:00:03Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:57Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:48Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:47Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:45Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:44Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:42Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:32Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:23Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:18Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:17Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:16Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:12Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:10Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:02Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:51Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:46Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:31Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:22Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:15Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:12Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:06Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:04Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:02Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:53Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:50Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:47Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:45Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:44Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:42Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:28Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:27Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:13Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:07Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:06Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:05Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:58Caption #800

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post