"It's because my husband's the only black man here, isn't it?"
"Of course not, ma'am. Spuds is color blind. Now please bend over, sir."
"That's odd. No drugs. But we did find this 100 carat diamond."
"Tiger, I told you to stop eating my jewellery!"
(Battersea Dog's Home)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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