[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:36Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:35Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:32Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:30Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:27Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:25Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:24Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:20Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:19Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:18Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:17Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:16Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:15Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:14Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:11Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:10Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:09Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:08Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:07Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:06Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:04Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:01Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:54:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:59Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:58Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:56Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:53Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:49Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:48Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:47Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:46Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:45Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:44Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:43Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:42Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:41Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:40Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:37Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:36Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:34Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:33Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:29Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:28Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:27Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:25Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:24Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:23Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:22Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:21Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:19Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:18Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:17Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:16Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:15Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:14Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:13Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:12Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:11Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:09Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:06Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:05Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:04Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:03Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:02Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker00:53:00Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:59Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:58Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:57Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:56Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:55Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:54Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:53Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:52Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:51Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:50Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:49Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:47Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:46Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:45Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:44Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:43Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:42Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:41Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:40Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:39Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:38Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:37Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:36Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:35Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:34Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:33Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:31Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:30Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:27Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:26Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:24Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:23Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:20Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:18Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:15Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:13Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:12Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:11Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:10Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:09Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:08Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:07Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:06Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:05Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:04Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:03Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:02Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:01Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:52:00Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:59Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:58Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:57Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:56Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:55Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:54Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:53Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:52Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:50Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:49Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:48Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:47Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:45Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:44Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:43Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:41Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:38Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:36Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:35Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:34Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:33Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:32Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:31Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:30Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:29Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:28Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:27Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:25Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:24Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:20Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:18Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:17Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:16Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:15Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:14Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:13Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:12Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:10Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:09Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:08Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:07Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:06Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:05Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:04Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:03Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:51:00Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:59Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:58Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:57Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:56Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:52Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:51Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:50Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:49Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:48Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:46Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:45Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:44Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:43Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:42Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:40Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:39Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:37Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:35Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:33Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:32Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:30Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:29Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:28Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:27Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:26Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:25Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:23Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:22Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:21Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:19Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:18Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:16Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:15Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:14Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:13Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:11Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:07Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:06Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:05Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:04Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:02Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:01Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker00:50:00Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:59Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:58Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:57Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:55Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:54Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:53Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:51Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:50Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:49Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:48Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:47Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:46Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:45Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:49:44Caption #409

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post