[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 227 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:20Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:17Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:16Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:15Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:13Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:12Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:10Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:09Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker20:44:02Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:59Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:55Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:54Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:52Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:50Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:47Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:46Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:45Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:41Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:37Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:36Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:31Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:21Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:19Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:16Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:11Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:10Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:06Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:05Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:02Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker20:43:01Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:56Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:53Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:50Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:47Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:46Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:45Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:44Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:36Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:29Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:26Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:25Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:22Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:21Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:20Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:17Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:16Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:13Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:11Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:09Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:08Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:04Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:42:03Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:59Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:53Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:50Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:49Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:43Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:42Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:38Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:32Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:31Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:28Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:27Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:25Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:05Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:04Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:01Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker20:41:00Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:57Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:49Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:47Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:45Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:43Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:40Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:37Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:36Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:34Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:33Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:29Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:26Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:21Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:20Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:16Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:15Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:13Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:10Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:06Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:40:00Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:59Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:58Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:55Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:51Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:46Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:45Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:44Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:41Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:40Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:34Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:31Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:26Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:25Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:24Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:19Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:18Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:14Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:12Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:11Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:10Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:09Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:05Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:04Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:03Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:02Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:55Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:41Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:38Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:31Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:30Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:29Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:26Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:21Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:20Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:19Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:18Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:16Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:14Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:09Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:07Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:04Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:04Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:02Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:59Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:58Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:57Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:55Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:47Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:46Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:44Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:18Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:02Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:57Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:56Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:53Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:50Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:46Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:42Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:41Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:40Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:30Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:27Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:25Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:21Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:20Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:16Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:13Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:04Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:59Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:58Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:57Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:55Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:48Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:42Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:41Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:39Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:36Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:35Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:18Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:13Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:08Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:05Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:04Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:35:03Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:32Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:28Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:28Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:34:26Caption #719

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post