Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 331 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:14 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:13 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:12 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:11 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:10 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:09 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:07 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:05 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:04 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:03 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:02 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:01 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:00 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:56 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:55 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:54 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:52 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:51 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:50 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:49 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:48 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:47 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:46 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:45 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:44 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:43 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:42 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:41 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:40 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:38 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:37 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:36 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:34 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:33 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:31 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:30 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:29 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:28 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:27 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:26 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:25 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:24 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:22 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:21 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:20 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:19 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:18 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:17 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:16 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:15 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:14 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:13 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:11 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:10 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:09 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:08 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:08 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:06 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:05 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:04 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:03 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:02 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:01 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:00 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:59 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:58 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:57 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:56 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:55 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:54 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:53 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:52 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:51 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:49 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:47 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:46 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:45 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:44 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:43 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:42 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:41 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:40 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:39 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:38 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:36 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:35 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:34 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:33 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:32 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:31 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:30 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:29 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:28 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:27 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:25 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:24 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:23 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:22 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:21 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:20 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:19 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:18 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:17 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:16 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:15 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:14 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:10 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:09 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:08 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:07 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:06 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:05 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:04 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:03 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:02 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:01 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:00 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:59 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:58 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:57 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:56 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:55 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:54 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:53 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:52 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:50 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:49 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:48 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:47 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:46 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:45 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:44 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:43 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:42 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:40 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:38 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:37 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:36 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:35 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:34 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:33 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:32 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:31 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:30 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:28 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:27 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:26 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:24 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:23 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:22 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:21 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:20 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:19 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:18 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:17 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:16 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:15 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:14 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:12 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:10 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:09 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:08 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:07 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:04 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:03 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:02 Caption #960

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:01 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:00 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:59 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:58 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:57 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:56 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:54 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:53 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:52 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:51 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:50 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:49 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:48 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:47 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:46 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:45 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:44 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:43 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:40 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:38 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:36 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:35 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:34 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:33 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:30 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:29 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:28 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:27 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:26 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:25 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:24 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:23 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:22 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:21 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:19 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:18 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:17 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:16 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:12 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:09 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:08 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:07 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:06 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:05 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:04 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:03 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:02 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:01 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:00 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:59 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:58 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:57 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:56 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:55 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:54 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:53 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:52 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:51 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:50 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:49 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:48 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:45 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:44 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:43 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:42 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:41 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:40 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:39 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:38 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:37 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:35 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:34 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:26 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:25 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:24 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:22 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:21 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:20 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:18 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:17 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:16 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:13 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:12 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:11 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:10 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:09 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:08 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:07 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:06 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:05 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:04 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:03 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:00 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:59 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:56 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:55 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:53 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:52 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:50 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:49 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:48 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:46 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:43 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:42 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:41 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:37 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:35 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:34 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:33 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:31 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:29 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:28 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:27 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:27 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:25 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:24 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:21 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:20 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:19 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:18 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:17 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:16 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:14 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:11 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:10 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:09 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:08 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:07 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:06 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:04 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:03 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:59 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:58 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:55 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:51 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:50 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:49 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:48 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:47 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:46 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:45 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:42 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:40 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:37 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:35 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:34 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:33 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:32 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:31 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:29 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:26 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:25 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:24 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:22 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:21 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:19 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:16 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:15 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:14 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:12 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:09 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:08 Caption #388

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post