[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A black van with dark tinted windows,

picked up a few ladies showing their wares --

this is how porn stars are born.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 336 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:23Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:22Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:21Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:20Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:15Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:14Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:13Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:10Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:09Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:08Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:07Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:04Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:03Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:02Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:01Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:58Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:54Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:50Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:47Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:41Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:35Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:34Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:33Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:32Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:31Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:29Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:27Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:24Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:22Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:20Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:18Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:15Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:14Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:12Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:10Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:09Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:07Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:06Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:05Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:04Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:03Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:02Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:01Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:00Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:59Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:57Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:56Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:55Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:54Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:53Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:50Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:49Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:48Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:46Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:45Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:44Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:43Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:42Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:41Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:40Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:38Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:37Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:36Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:34Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:33Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:32Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:30Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:28Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:25Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:20Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:18Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:16Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:15Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:12Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:09Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:08Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:07Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:05Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:04Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:02Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:01Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:00Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:59Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:58Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:57Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:56Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:54Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:53Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:52Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:51Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:48Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:47Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:46Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:45Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:44Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:43Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:42Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:41Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:39Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:38Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:37Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:36Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:35Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:32Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:30Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:29Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:27Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:25Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:24Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:23Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:20Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:17Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:15Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:14Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:12Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:11Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:10Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:09Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:08Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:06Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:05Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:04Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:00Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:59Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:58Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:56Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:54Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:53Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:52Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:51Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:50Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:48Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:47Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:46Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:45Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:42Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:41Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:40Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:39Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:37Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:36Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:35Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:33Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:32Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:30Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:29Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:28Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:23Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:22Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:21Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:20Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:17Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:15Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:14Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:12Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:11Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:10Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:08Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:07Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:04Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:00Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:57Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:54Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:53Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:51Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:48Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:46Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:45Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:44Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:43Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:41Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:40Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:39Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:38Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:35Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:34Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:33Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:32Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:31Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:26Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:21Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:20Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:19Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:18Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:16Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:15Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:14Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:13Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:11Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:09Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:08Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:04Caption #-85
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:03Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:02Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:01Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:00Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:59Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:58Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:57Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:54Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:53Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:52Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:44Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:43Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:41Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:39Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:38Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:35Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:34Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:33Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:32Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:30Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:27Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:26Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:24Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:18Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:16Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:13Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:12Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:11Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:10Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:08Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:07Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:06Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:05Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:04Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:03Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:57Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:55Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:53Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:52Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:51Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:50Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:47Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:46Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:45Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:44Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:41Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:40Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:38Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:37Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:35Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:33Caption #728

Board [Post Message]

Some one please write a good Arnie caption, it's too hot right now to write anything funny. I just want to get naked and lie down in the cold meat section of our local deli. This is where I was meant to make a bratwurst joke, but again it is hot like Havana here.

Some days I wish I could just give it all up and do something inane, like sell vacuum cleaners, but I know life would always step in and become complex again.

I wish I could just say simple things like:

"Here, you see, you get two sets of brushes -- this one for waxing and this for polishing -- oh no, I think it's the other way round. The Turbo is air-powered."



But life would conspire to trip me up, and I'd end up playing checkers with miniature whiskey bottles with the local police captain, trying to get him drunk to steal his gun and his list of the usual suspects.

Not even the life of a vacuum cleaner salesman is straight forward, remember that the next time go back to complain about the snap-action coupling.


There are 35 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> You promised to refuse any disturbing pictures!!!
<Lauren> I see soneone read Our Man in Havana! Great book. Thanks for reminding me.
<3Suns> My parents still own and use that very vacuum cleaner. It is an amazing feat of reliable American engineering.
<guyPaulo> It's certainly quiet around here today.
<Mort> Well lets play a game and liven things up.
<guyPaulo> Canasta? Twister? Battleship?
<Jellyloo> Chinese Water Torture. A hit at children's parties!
<Mort> What are the rules? Can we play over the internet?
<Jellyloo> It is complicated. Do you have a cordless drill?
<Mort> Yes in fact I do! What do I do now?
<Jellyloo> How familiar are you with trepanation? Also, Big Gulp cup modification?
<Mort> I normally use a 6" nail for those purposes, you can play my head like an oboe.
<guyPaulo> I'm thinking of a number between 1-100.....care to guess?
<Jellyloo> 67?
<Mort> 31.13819198142242245?
<Mort> I was trying to think of a way to play eyespy using the google image server.

But I can't work out the rules.

<yoyology> I spy, with my little eye, something you search under Mort (Safe Search is Off).
<Mort> ...www.nyctale.com... ?
<yoyology> Dear merciful heavens. No!

That's incredibly disturbing. I only looked at the first page of results.

<Stormi> My, Mort, you might consider dropping the Atkins Diet if that's all that's left of you.
<Jellyloo> Bone daddy. I spy with my little eye something of the color red...
<Mort> There are quite a few red things on the internet Jellyloo.
<Jellyloo> YOU FOUND IT!!! 10 points to Slytherin.
<Mort> 10 points from Gryffindor for sillyness.
<guyPaulo> {english accent}That's absolutely dreadfull!
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh Christ NO!!!

...elvisthepelvis.uboot.com...

<Mort> I think I prefer the german Elvis, can we swap?
<ElvisThePelvis> Das deutsche ElvisThePelvis glaubt nicht, an zu untertiteln. Ich bin ein aufrecht stehender deutscher Bürger und ein Künstler.
<obtuse> ...www.obtuse.nl...
My Netherlandic variant may very well rock more than I do. SPEED TO THE LIMIT!
<mypalmike> ...www.allposterz.com...
<mypalmike> The phrase "my pal mike" can actually be found on this page. Milf hunter...
...maturewomen.like-sex.com...
<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?
<Mort> Isn't death, jail and having children the same thing?

I read, I do not take part.

<doomglobe> hey mort how come you never come to wigu anymore did you die or go to jail or have children?
<doomglobe> oops sorry that was a refresh. yeah, they are pretty much the same, I was just curious about why you skipped e-town. best of luck to you!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post