[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 198 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:43Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:42Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:41Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:38Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:37Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:36Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:35Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:32Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:28Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:27Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:26Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:25Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:22Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:21Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:20Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:18Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:17Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:14Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:13Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:12Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:11Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:10Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:08Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:07Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:06Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:03Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:02Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:01Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:00Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:59Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:56Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:55Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:54Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:53Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:52Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:51Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:50Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:49Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:46Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:45Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:43Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:42Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:39Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:38Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:37Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:36Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:35Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:34Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:33Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:32Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:31Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:29Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:28Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:27Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:25Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:25Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:23Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:21Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:20Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:18Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:15Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:14Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:11Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:07Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:06Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:01Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:00Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:59Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:58Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:57Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:56Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:54Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:53Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:50Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:49Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:48Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:47Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:45Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:44Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:41Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:40Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:39Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:37Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:36Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:35Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:34Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:33Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:31Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:30Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:29Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:28Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:27Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:26Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:25Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:24Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:23Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:22Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:21Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:20Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:19Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:18Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:16Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:15Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:14Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:13Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:12Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:10Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:09Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:08Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:06Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:05Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:04Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:03Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:02Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:01Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:56:00Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:59Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:58Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:57Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:56Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:55Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:54Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:52Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:51Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:50Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:49Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:46Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:43Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:41Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:40Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:39Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:38Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:36Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:35Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:34Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:32Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:31Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:30Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:29Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:28Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:27Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:25Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:21Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:20Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:19Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:18Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:17Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:55:15Caption #227

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post