[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 341 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:58Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:47Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:40Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:36Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:12Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:07Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:47Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:40Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:31Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:51Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:49Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:15Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:14Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:44Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:42Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:31Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:11Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:03Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:01Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:45Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:44Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:42Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:37Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:34Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:32Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:26Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:23Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:19Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:13Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:08Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:00Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:58Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:55Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:53Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:49Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:43Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:40Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:37Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:31Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:23Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:22Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:19Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:13Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:08Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:59Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:54Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:49Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:37Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:35Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:20Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:18Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:13Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:08Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:03Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:01Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:56Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:55Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:48Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:47Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:42Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:38Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:36Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:35Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:34Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:32Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:25Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:19Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:18Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:14Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:13Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:12Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:10Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:09Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:08Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:06Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:05Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:03Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:02Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:01Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:00Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:59Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:57Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:56Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:55Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:54Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:53Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:52Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:51Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:50Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:49Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:48Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:47Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:46Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:44Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:43Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:41Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:40Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:39Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:38Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:37Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:36Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:35Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:34Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:33Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:32Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:31Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:29Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:28Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:26Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:25Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:24Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:23Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:22Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:21Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:20Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:19Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:18Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:16Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:14Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:13Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:10Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:09Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:04Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:03Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:02Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:18:00Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:53Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:52Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:51Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:50Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:49Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:47Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:46Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:44Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:43Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:39Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:38Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:37Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:36Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:35Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:34Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:30Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:29Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:28Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:27Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:26Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:25Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:23Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:21Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:20Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:19Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:18Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:17Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:15Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:14Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:12Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:11Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:10Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:09Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:08Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:07Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:04Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:03Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:02Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:01Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:17:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:59Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:16:58Caption #852

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post