[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Visiting the zoo

a mother giraffe showed love,

the baby shivered.

Seeing gas prices,

it's place in the world unsure --

reality hit.

Who will stop George Bush?

Afganistan then Iraq,

who will be the next?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 334 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:34Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:31Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:30Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:26Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:25Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:24Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:23Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:22Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:19Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:17Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:14Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:13Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:11Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:10Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:09Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:08Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:07Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:06Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:05Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:04Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:02Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:01Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:13:00Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:59Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:57Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:56Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:55Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:54Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:53Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:52Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:51Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:50Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:45Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:44Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:40Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:38Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:37Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:36Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:35Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:34Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:33Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:32Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:31Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:29Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:27Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:25Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:24Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:22Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:21Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:20Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:18Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:17Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:14Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:13Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:12Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:12Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:08Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:05Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:04Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:03Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:02Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:12:00Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:59Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:58Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:57Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:56Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:55Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:54Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:53Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:51Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:50Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:49Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:48Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:47Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:46Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:45Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:44Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:43Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:42Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:41Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:40Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:39Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:38Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:37Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:36Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:35Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:34Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:31Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:29Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:28Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:27Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:26Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:25Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:22Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:21Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:20Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:19Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:18Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:17Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:16Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:15Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:14Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:10Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:09Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:07Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:03Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:11:00Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:59Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:58Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:57Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:55Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:54Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:51Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:50Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:47Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:45Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:44Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:43Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:42Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:41Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:39Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:37Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:36Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:35Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:34Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:33Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:31Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:30Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:29Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:28Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:27Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:25Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:24Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:23Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:22Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:21Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:20Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:18Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:17Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:15Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:10:14Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:59Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:57Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:56Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:54Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:53Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:52Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:51Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:50Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:49Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:47Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:46Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:42Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:39Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:38Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:30Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:29Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:26Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:25Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:24Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:23Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:22Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:21Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:20Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:19Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:18Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:17Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:16Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:15Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:14Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:14Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:12Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:09Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:08Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:06Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:05Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:03Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:01Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:09:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:58Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:57Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:56Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:55Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:54Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:53Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:50Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:49Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:46Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:43Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:38Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:37Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:31Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:21Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:19Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:18Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:15Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:13Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:08Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:06Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:04Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:59Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:58Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:57Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:40Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:35Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:32Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:29Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:20Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:15Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:05Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:59Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:53Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:48Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:41Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:39Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:35Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:34Caption #93

Board [Post Message]

Haiku Day

The rules are simple...
you write yourself a haiku,
then you caption it.

I have difficulties in a large number of things, mostly things that involve writing and reading. It might seem strange to you then that I should host a website dedicated to creative -- and sometime amusing -- writing.

For one -- I am dyslexic, not strongly so, but enough to slow me down and cause me to reread and self-flagellate. For two -- I have a blind spot for writing poetry, I strangely lack the ability to count syllables, or to stick to a consistant meter.

To put it concisely: I have a tough time writing a haiku.

I also have a tough time drawing hands and faces, to solve this issue I decided to keep on drawing hands and faces until I was satisfied -- thus the reason for haiku day.

Enjoy. (I didn't so much)


There are 43 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Good theme. Sadly, I'll be away most of the day though....
<Carol> It is sad, because "explosive diarrhea" has 7 syllables.
<Carol> "Honku, the Zen antidote to road rage":
...www.honku.org...
<Stormi> um... haiku is 5/7/5 right?
<Lauren> Count the syllables
In most of the captioning
It's done correctly
<Stormi> Thank you dear Lauren
Your assistance is helpful
now I should caption.
<Lauren> Much too sweet for words
Excellent at captioning
Stormi has it all
<Lauren> What we need now is
A day for haiku comments
How about it, Mort?
<Stormi> Laughing out loud I
thank you for the compliment
but haiku is hard!
<Mort> It takes me too long
to write in this haiku style --
arghhhh brain smoldering!
<3Suns> Sometimes seventeen
syllables just aren't enough
to express a com-
<Lauren> I know what you mean
Some of my thoughts are longer
not fit for haiku
<Lauren> I have to say that
Today's captions are teh bomb
Monkies like limits
<Stormi> not sure if limits
I like but the challenge is
something to accept
<mrs. mort> Please stop posting now
I want my husband back home
The garbage is full
<Stormi> whooo... I think we've been told.
<mrs. mort> :)
<Lauren> Sorry mrs mort
I see you are unaware
Mort belongs to us
<mrs. mort> 
Be careful Lauren
I know the server password
Do not make me act
<Jmofwiw> 
Conflict arises!
Who will be victorius?
Monkey or Mrs?
<Stormi> Tickets, getchyer tickets here! Want some beer and popcorn while your at it?
<Lauren> I defer to her
In this case, might does make right
Mrs. mort prevails
<Lauren> Like Eddie Haskel
I am all smiles niceness
But please watch your back
<mrs. mort> 
You silly people
don't you know the big secret
there is no Mrs.
<mrs. mort> 
Mort invented me
because he was so lonely
sad tears stream down face
<Lauren, the victorious> My tactic has worked
mrs mort flees in terror
a nonentity
<mrs. mort> 
terror relative
a matter of perception
quiet power real
<Lauren> Come on you monkies
help me out a little here
Mort is one of us
<mrs. mort> 
how can it be true
one on the fringe has you beat
sharp words stab like knives
<ElvisThePelvis> Mrs. Mort Is Mort?
Revealed All Of His Fears Are
Must Stop Touching Self
<Lauren> I am quite peaceful
My heart is always open
It's easy to tear

Where is your glory
Being mean is too easy
Try being friendly

<mrs. mort> 
Do not think I flee
Like serpent slips to shadows
watching for new prey
<mrs. mort> 
Banter is now done
my meeting is awaiting
soft breeze now blows here
<Lauren to mrs mort> 
I have to go now
No more witty repartee
Nice chatting to you
<ajiav> that was fun to watch.
<3Suns> Friends, stop quibbling!.
Oh, Wait, this is Morticia
and Lauren? Catfight!!
<guyPaulo> I missed MEP today,
As I sat through boring sh*t
At today's meeting.

And when I came back
Its "Lauren versus Mrs. Mort"
Which is pretty cool.

Let's break out the tub,
And fill it with pudding fast!
MONKEY-CAT FIGHT, YEAH!!!!!

<morticia (formerly mrs. mort)> morticia...sweet...I am adopting it for myself. Good one, 3Suns.

but I am going to pronounce it:

more-tuh-SEE-uh

cause I am not a fan of the Adams Family.

<Jmofwiw> What go's ku-ku-ku,
ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku?
A Haiku-ku Clock
<obtuse> HAIKU BATTLE!

*atomic suplex*
*whirling dervish powerbomb*
*a punch to the face*

<JulieK> I basically all
am hating the internet
it is retarded
<ElvisThePelvis> God, If you are listening, please put the insane man with the cell phone on MEP tomorrow. I promise I will stop killing kittens.
<GOD> O.K. You need to stop masterbating too though...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post