[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by H. Monkey
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Comrade, this is *exactly* the kind of behaviour we don't allow in our commune.

No deviant activities will be tolerated. Anywone trying to stand out from the pack...

...will be taken out back and shot.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 254 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:57Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:56Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:54Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:53Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:48Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:45Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:44Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:43Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:37Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:30Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:24Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:21Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:20Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:19Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:18Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:17Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:15Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:14Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:13Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:12Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:11Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:08Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:07Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:06Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:05Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:01Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:58Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:54Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:53Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:50Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:44Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:40Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:32Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:29Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:28Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:24Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:18Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:10Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:09Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:00Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:59Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:55Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:54Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:53Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:52Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:51Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:50Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:48Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:47Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:44Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:36Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:35Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:32Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:25Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:24Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:23Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:22Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:20Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:19Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:18Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:17Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:16Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:11Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:04Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:57Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:54Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:52Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:51Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:44Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:40Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:38Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:37Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:33Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:27Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:23Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:20Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:14Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:13Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:12Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:05Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:00Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:59Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:57Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:56Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:55Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:54Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:52Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:46Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:45Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:44Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:41Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:40Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:39Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:35Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:34Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:27Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:08Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:01Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:00Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:57Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:52Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:43Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:39Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:38Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:37Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:36Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:29Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:26Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:21Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:18Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:14Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:13Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:12Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:10Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:09Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:07Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:06Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:05Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:04Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:03Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:54Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:41Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:40Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:36Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:33Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:31Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:30Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:29Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:28Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:26Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:19Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:18Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:11Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:09Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:52Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:49Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:44Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:40Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:39Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:38Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:37Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:35Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:34Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:33Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:32Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:31Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:28Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:19Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:12Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:04Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:03Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:00Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:59Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:58Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:57Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:54Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:53Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:52Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:51Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:50Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:49Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:46Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:42Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:36Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:34Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:32Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:31Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:27Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:25Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:20Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:19Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:16Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:14Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:13Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:12Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:11Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:07Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:04Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:57Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:54Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:53Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:49Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:45Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:44Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:43Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:39Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:35Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:33Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:26Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:23Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:18Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:16Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:14Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:13Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:11Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:06Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:01Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:00Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:58Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:57Caption #111

Board [Post Message]

This week's DOMO-KUN snack suprise is

H. Monkey


The kittens tied up in a rough hemp sack are: LeeLoo, Jmofwiw and JulieK

There are 28 messages for this day.
<Mort> Photos, photos, photos... have at 'em.
<mypalmike> The look on that kitten is priceless. But I can't think of a caption for it yet!
<hattie> life a bitch then you die
oh fuck well
<David Byrden> Priceless? As in:

"Spanking a hooker with a belt - four hundred dollars.

"Jabbing a needle into a kitten -priceless.

<guyPaulo> Finally, a cat picture I like.
<Axolotl> Ok...this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen in a while. It's from a Swedish dentistry site. Click on "Starta Spelet" under Tandskadememory ("Tooth-damage memeory")

...tandvard2.praktikertjanst.se...

<JulieK> It is kind of sad because today there are going to be a lot of kitties dying and also cat/pussy jokes. :(
<guyPaulo> What's sad about that? Sounds like a recipe for humor to me.
<Stormi> Stupid question, but how does one break layout?
<Lauren> Axolotl: That game is Concentration with teeth!

Stormi: You break layout when one of the boxes around one of your captions gets forced out of line with the other two boxes, usually because of an unusually long caption.

<Stormi> Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
<yoyology> Too bad the veggie girls aren't back. I had an idea hinging on the phrase, "Babe, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich."
<LeeLoo> Damn BLT. I had a feeling something like this might happen.
<Mort> LeeLoo, are you the same LeeLoo from the 5th Element?
<LeeLoo> No. Yes. maybe.
<Mort> Do you look like: ...i.imdb.com...
??
<LeeLoo> Take out that erroneous 'i.' and no. Not in the least bit. Though that would be fun.
<Mort> Ah well! It was a whim, a question to be questioned. You can't always bake 30 cupcakes and eat them too.
<guyPaulo> "Get out of here, K-Mart Special!" (german accent). That damn movie was great.
<yoyology> Hey! I just noticed that the dogs in the second photo have a rainbow of leashes. How precious.
<yoyology> We seem to have a whole lot of new names today. Very cool.
<spam> Dang I need to start rememberin to write some captions! I do not have a good imagination though.
<Mort> Just one caption today Yoyo?
<yoyology> Yup. I'm putting all my eggs in one caption. These photos stymie me.
<JulieK> Oh my god I am a kitten tied! This is the first time ever my caption got up there. Also H. Monkey better be himonkey
<mypalmike> Congrats to H!
<mypalmike> And you too JulieK!
<H. Monkey> I won! Wow....

(I'd like to thank the acadamy, my parents, and NHK TV.)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post