[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Not every super power is something you would wish for.

Take Irvana for example...

She can crush bones with her mutant Kegel muscles.

Which suddenly developed after she was accidently struck in the crotch by experimental gamma waves.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 194 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:58Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:57Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:56Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:53Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:52Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:50Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:49Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:48Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:45Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:44Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:43Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:42Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:39Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:37Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:35Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:30Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:29Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:28Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:27Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:26Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:25Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:24Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:23Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:21Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:19Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:18Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:17Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:16Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:14Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:13Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:12Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:11Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:10Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:09Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:08Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:07Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:06Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:05Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:04Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:03Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:02Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:01Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker08:03:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:56Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:55Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:51Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:50Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:49Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:48Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:47Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:44Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:38Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:36Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:32Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:30Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:29Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:27Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:26Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:25Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:24Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:23Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:21Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:20Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:19Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:18Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:17Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:16Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:13Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:12Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:10Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:06Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:05Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:04Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:03Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:02Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:01Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker08:02:00Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:59Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:58Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:57Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:56Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:55Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:53Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:51Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:49Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:47Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:46Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:44Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:42Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:41Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:40Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:39Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:38Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:36Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:35Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:34Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:33Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:29Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:27Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:25Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:23Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:22Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:21Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:20Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:18Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:15Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:11Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:06Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:04Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:03Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:01Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker08:01:00Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:57Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:56Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:55Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:52Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:50Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:46Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:44Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:43Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:42Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:41Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:40Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:37Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:36Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:35Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:34Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:33Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:32Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:31Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:30Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:29Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:28Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:27Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:26Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:25Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:24Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:22Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:21Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:20Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:19Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:17Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:11Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:07Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:06Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:05Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:02Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:01Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:58Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:57Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:56Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:53Caption #15

Board [Post Message]


There are 31 messages for this day.
<xavi> All of you should die in the most painful way. You motherfuckers, the world is a better, much better place to live without you, you are a fucking virus!!!
DIE!!!!!!
ALL OF YOU
Black and white are the same!!!
You are the only ones inferior!!!!
<Allen> We are dying in the most painful way...by reading your insightful commentary.
<mypalmike> Besides that, it doesn't really match the photos.
<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<3Suns> Glad to see the Internet in fine form as always...
<mypalmike> C'mon 3Suns, we know it's you.
<#####> All niggers should die,nothing good
comes from a nigger just more niggers!
white people that see this stand up
and take no more shit from these
monkeys some call human!!!
<yo mama> yo mama is fat
<mike> this seems to be a very bad forum, i hate those people, who call others niggers i am from germany and our folk knows what can happen, so be careful,and don´t give people a platform to say this bullshit!mr. noname are you so shy not to show your real name, but it is always and anywhere the same: they are all "feiglinge" which means, only strong in groups, never show their opinions in regular ways ( for example showing their id ) i just can say fuck yourself!!
michael from germany in nürnberg
sandreuthstr. 28
bavaria
<Axolotl> Oh no, the crazies has found one of the Internets again.

Please leave MEPtopia alone, so that MORT the Benevolent may return again.

<girlie> damn all u people do is wast ur rime by saying things that are irrealivent to what we are doing. and i hate racist. racist are the one whom should die. we are better off with out u.
<someone> wtf has anything on this site got to do with racism?
<Mort> Interesting trolls this week.
<kemisi> As a human i cant even begin to understand some of these comments. I guess i'm fortunate to be a happy person and not hate mayself like it appears so many rascists do. Life is short and as grim as it sound we are ALL going to die, not enough time to hate. I feel so sorry for your waste of life. Rather yours than mine.
<fijsghsgf> all niggers suck and could kiss my ass
<Jim>  My my... There must be a lot of proud mothers out there..
<Thomas A Greene> I've got no problem posting my name!!! After 48 yrs on this earth w/o a single problem w/ any race, creed or philosophy I moved to the mid-south U.S. I now have a big problem w/ niggers & hillbillies! Hillbillies 'cause they're just plain stupid. But niggers, they are the ones that are RACIST! "you white so give it to me for free cause all you whitys owe me!" or "Good Morning. sir" and the response is "OIL CHANGE!!!". well f#@# you all and your nigger attitudes...I WASN'T THERE. so all niggers MUST DIE!
<atimnie> Thomas A. Greene, were you born an asshole, or did you have to work at it?
<jemma> i am a nigger! yo white fuckas i will pop a cap in yo ass!
<jemma> i aint playinj yo mo fos! all yo white fuckas fuck sheep in da ass! yo all should be crematedi will kill yo kids
<e.> jemma you have to be a white person trying to make a mockery of us black people. White people hate us but have been trying to emulate us since ancient eygpt. thomas if you have kids i bet they watch mtv or bet or maybe your wife goes to get tans to be darker. you want our style our voice you want to be us but you cant so you hate.
<Tobias> Its not nice to pick on others because of the color of their skin, not nice at all, there are many sweet people out there, regardless of the irrelevant skincolor.
<Dylan> mike maybe if u lived in the USA you would know how much of a problem niggers are in here, they screw up every city they over take, Detroit for one
<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT> COME TRY SOME RODNEY KING SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERS AND ILL WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR SHIT COLORED SKIN PUNK ASS BLACKS ONLY TOUGH WHEN SOMEONE IS SMALLER THAN YOU OR WHEN YOU OUTNUMBER PEOPLE SCUMBAGS
<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT > AS FAR AS EMULATING YOU BIG LIPPED BITCHES WE CANT HELP IT IF OUR CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU CRIMINALS AND HAVE ASSEMILATE TO FIT IN WITH THE MAJORITY IN CITY SCHOOLS YOU BLACKS THIS IS NOT WHAT MLK. HAD IN MIND YOU CRY BABIE ASS MOFO'S AND ALL THOSE RACE TRADING SCUMBAGS WHO STOOD WITH MLK IN THE MARCHES AND HELPED YOU SCUMBAGS IN THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD ARE MOST LIKELY SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES,THE OLD REAL african-americans EVEN ARE DISGUSTED WITH YOU MODERN NIGGERS OH HOW YOU ALL HAVE REGRESSED
<Mark> I do believe the blacks have become the most racist of all the races, as a whole. Except for perhaps the hispanics. The whites are now probably the least racist of all people.
<Pat> Fuck all niggers, scum of the fucking earth .

<jewish nigger> ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE TIED TO PICK UP TRUCKS AND DRAGGED BACK TO THE FARM. NIGGERS ARE SUB-HUMAN SAVAGES!!! NOTHING MORE THAN SLIGHTLY EVOLVED SILVERBACK GORILLAS


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post