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Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006 by Mort
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Not every super power is something you would wish for.

Take Irvana for example...

She can crush bones with her mutant Kegel muscles.

Which suddenly developed after she was accidently struck in the crotch by experimental gamma waves.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 31 messages for this day.
<xavi> All of you should die in the most painful way. You motherfuckers, the world is a better, much better place to live without you, you are a fucking virus!!!
DIE!!!!!!
ALL OF YOU
Black and white are the same!!!
You are the only ones inferior!!!!
<Allen> We are dying in the most painful way...by reading your insightful commentary.
<mypalmike> Besides that, it doesn't really match the photos.
<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<Mr. Noname> Niggers should all die, except for the hot chicks with big asses ;)

<3Suns> Glad to see the Internet in fine form as always...
<mypalmike> C'mon 3Suns, we know it's you.
<#####> All niggers should die,nothing good
comes from a nigger just more niggers!
white people that see this stand up
and take no more shit from these
monkeys some call human!!!
<yo mama> yo mama is fat
<mike> this seems to be a very bad forum, i hate those people, who call others niggers i am from germany and our folk knows what can happen, so be careful,and don´t give people a platform to say this bullshit!mr. noname are you so shy not to show your real name, but it is always and anywhere the same: they are all "feiglinge" which means, only strong in groups, never show their opinions in regular ways ( for example showing their id ) i just can say fuck yourself!!
michael from germany in nürnberg
sandreuthstr. 28
bavaria
<Axolotl> Oh no, the crazies has found one of the Internets again.

Please leave MEPtopia alone, so that MORT the Benevolent may return again.

<girlie> damn all u people do is wast ur rime by saying things that are irrealivent to what we are doing. and i hate racist. racist are the one whom should die. we are better off with out u.
<someone> wtf has anything on this site got to do with racism?
<Mort> Interesting trolls this week.
<kemisi> As a human i cant even begin to understand some of these comments. I guess i'm fortunate to be a happy person and not hate mayself like it appears so many rascists do. Life is short and as grim as it sound we are ALL going to die, not enough time to hate. I feel so sorry for your waste of life. Rather yours than mine.
<fijsghsgf> all niggers suck and could kiss my ass
<Jim>  My my... There must be a lot of proud mothers out there..
<Thomas A Greene> I've got no problem posting my name!!! After 48 yrs on this earth w/o a single problem w/ any race, creed or philosophy I moved to the mid-south U.S. I now have a big problem w/ niggers & hillbillies! Hillbillies 'cause they're just plain stupid. But niggers, they are the ones that are RACIST! "you white so give it to me for free cause all you whitys owe me!" or "Good Morning. sir" and the response is "OIL CHANGE!!!". well f#@# you all and your nigger attitudes...I WASN'T THERE. so all niggers MUST DIE!
<atimnie> Thomas A. Greene, were you born an asshole, or did you have to work at it?
<jemma> i am a nigger! yo white fuckas i will pop a cap in yo ass!
<jemma> i aint playinj yo mo fos! all yo white fuckas fuck sheep in da ass! yo all should be crematedi will kill yo kids
<e.> jemma you have to be a white person trying to make a mockery of us black people. White people hate us but have been trying to emulate us since ancient eygpt. thomas if you have kids i bet they watch mtv or bet or maybe your wife goes to get tans to be darker. you want our style our voice you want to be us but you cant so you hate.
<Tobias> Its not nice to pick on others because of the color of their skin, not nice at all, there are many sweet people out there, regardless of the irrelevant skincolor.
<Dylan> mike maybe if u lived in the USA you would know how much of a problem niggers are in here, they screw up every city they over take, Detroit for one
<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<Uncle Tom> Monkey See Monkey Do.

Damn criminals and theiving primitive apes.

Darwin should ressurect and kill off these sub human relics that are ruining modern society.

<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT> COME TRY SOME RODNEY KING SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERS AND ILL WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR SHIT COLORED SKIN PUNK ASS BLACKS ONLY TOUGH WHEN SOMEONE IS SMALLER THAN YOU OR WHEN YOU OUTNUMBER PEOPLE SCUMBAGS
<DONT WORRY ABOUT IT > AS FAR AS EMULATING YOU BIG LIPPED BITCHES WE CANT HELP IT IF OUR CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH YOU CRIMINALS AND HAVE ASSEMILATE TO FIT IN WITH THE MAJORITY IN CITY SCHOOLS YOU BLACKS THIS IS NOT WHAT MLK. HAD IN MIND YOU CRY BABIE ASS MOFO'S AND ALL THOSE RACE TRADING SCUMBAGS WHO STOOD WITH MLK IN THE MARCHES AND HELPED YOU SCUMBAGS IN THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD ARE MOST LIKELY SPINNING IN THEIR GRAVES,THE OLD REAL african-americans EVEN ARE DISGUSTED WITH YOU MODERN NIGGERS OH HOW YOU ALL HAVE REGRESSED
<Mark> I do believe the blacks have become the most racist of all the races, as a whole. Except for perhaps the hispanics. The whites are now probably the least racist of all people.
<Pat> Fuck all niggers, scum of the fucking earth .

<jewish nigger> ALL NIGGERS SHOULD BE TIED TO PICK UP TRUCKS AND DRAGGED BACK TO THE FARM. NIGGERS ARE SUB-HUMAN SAVAGES!!! NOTHING MORE THAN SLIGHTLY EVOLVED SILVERBACK GORILLAS


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